Season Blocked

When your asshole friend stops you from seasoning food on your own grill

Oh man! Jason just totally season blocked Aaron!

by Wintera83 September 15, 2018

Virtually Blocked

A common phrase for when you want to create a virtual barrier between yourself and another person.

'Blocked. You have been blocked. You have been virtually blocked.' - Sir Theodore III

by AdamSandlerDickfucker69420 June 25, 2021

drink block

When a person at the bar prevents you from ordering a drink for you or a woman you're buying a drink forbecause they are acting like a jackass.

I was at the bar and asked a person if i could get in to order a drink and they wouldn't move therefore he was drink blocking me.

by meatshield01 September 11, 2010

couch block

When one sits at the end of couch so you can't lay down and fully extend your legs, just as your about to extend your legs and lie down. (Inspired by "cock block")

I was just about to lay down on the couch and my wife totally couch blocked me!!!

by ricksie July 29, 2012

Opp Block

Human defintion: The Opp Block, often referred to as Opps Endz is the home of the 'opps' (opposition). This is typically used in areas such as Croydon where cheffings (stabbings) are more common.

Roadman definition: Ight brudda, u man should know what the oppblock is u fuckin dickhead', its where them pagans who pree'd your B lives ygm brudda. Ight so safe fam, go chef up them man wit da skeng, in the AF1's still. Safe darg

Roadman Example 1: Brudda i saw tazz go from endz to *opp block*, i pulled up in ma german and aksed him '' ARE YOU SKUNKED, WHY U GOING TO DEM MANZ ENDZ U DICKHEAD''

Roadman Example 2: What a neek fam, man will tump him down g

by rNav The pENg tING November 19, 2020

Dock Block

The act of a person or people preventing other people from having sex on a boat.

Example 1: Dude, I was going to fuck her, but her friend Dock Blocked me and came into the cuddy cabin.

Example 2: Get the fuck off my boat! Fucking Dock Block!

by Master Baiting July 8, 2012

Nom-block

To block one's nom.

When a buddy refuses you a bite of whatever they're eating.

Man A - Dude, can I have a bite of your sandwich?

Man B - No.

Man A - Arrr man. Nom-blocked.

by TomJ-witz April 14, 2010