Nolan Holein'

To watch a Christopher Nolan film while imbibing enough ketamine to incapacitate a rhino.

Last week I was Nolan Holein' Interstellar, it was the most intense experience I've ever had.

by HezzLord November 30, 2023

Nolan kohn

A tall guy who most likely spends all his time gaming or jerking off

That guy is such a Nolan kohn

by Darkdaddycanada December 15, 2023

Nolan

The man I want for the rest of my life

Nolan is Akirahs man

by anonymous July 11, 2023

Nolan

Whilst normally Nolan can be a fun and nice person who is enjoyable and cool to be around but sometimes Nolan can be a little frustrating and tends to have a short fuse, and is usually the friend who rage quits when he gets too mad. Nolan tends to have alternate styles in fashion sometime pulling up in the drippiest things you can find. Or wear a Genshin sweater continuing ways that Nolan's fashion changes same as Nolan's humor for example, you're chilling with the boys and he drops the funniest thing you've ever heard or he shows you a top text bottom text meme from 2014. All around being a nice person who can be a little frustrating to deal with sometimes.

"oh cool, it's Nolan."

by Goober536 July 19, 2023

Nolan Gate

an amazing band more people should know about

Derek: hey brother have you heard the song Axe Hold by Nolan Gate?
Derwin: yeah, it's good but I prefer fjord
Scott: I prefer dark matter

by paran0idpark April 9, 2023

Nolan Seligson

A short, large-nosed, Jewish, and well protected creature, Nolan's Seligson's thick skull and even thicker layers of fat around his entire body makes him impervious to insults. This creature simply does not care about anything. Nolan's favorite things to do are drinking and driving, breaking his spine, and making anti-Semitic jokes. It is said Nolan rubbed his two individual brain cells together so quickly that he decided to become a student at Cal Maritime. Whether these rumors are true remain to be seen. The only think that can be known for sure is that the hydro flask that he carries with him which is filled with a clear, water-like liquid, is not water.

Nolan Seligson failed Calculus 2.

by KanyeWest4Life April 20, 2023

nolan chance

Nolan Chance is a alpha male who refuses to be inquired by drugs, sex, or alcohol. Making in appearance in Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 4, Season 4. Even being in many collabs with famous icons such as Khaby Lame, Nick Eh 30, Fish Thicc, Ninja, FaZe Jarvis, Maquoddy B. Larkin, and Robert Oppenheimer. Much is unknown about Nolan Chance besides being a charismatic and optimistic guy, and having a tenuous passion with sleeping with small Indian boys.

I love Nolan Chance from Fornite

by God Of Condoms September 2, 2023