horse noodles

The highly vascularized, fleshy, interior of a horses hoof.

Geoff posted horse noodles in chat.

by Kawaii Five-0 October 26, 2018

Noodle cats

Some long bois otherwise known as ferrets

Have you seen the noodle cats recently

by Breegoo August 26, 2019

Shiznit-Noodle

Shiznit-Noodle can be used for pretty much anything. Stub your toe, "SHIZNIT-NOODLE!", want someone to get something for you, boom, ya got shiznit-noodle. Even if something is flippin fantastic, shiznit-noodle. No matter what you are saying, doing, losing your mind about, shiznit-noodle will work for it. You can even add an "s", turning it into Shiznit-Noodles! And don't forget that you can just say Shiznit, and it has the same flare to it.

Friend: "Want anything to eat?"
Me: "Yeah, can you get me the uh- *snap snap* frickin um... Shiznit-Noodle?"

Me: *Get clawed by my cat*
Also me: "AH SHIZNIT-NOODLES!!!"

Friend: *Shows me artwork that they made*
Me: "That right there, is the Shiznit-Noodle."

Me: *Trying to find a pen*
Also me: "Hey have any of you seen my uh- um- Shiznit-Noodle?"

by ScribblePidge January 23, 2021

gravy noodles

Something or someone is reall cool or awesome.

Lorchan thinks Fergal Dorrs new MC Hammer t- shirt is gravy noodles.

Simon: Daniel O Donnels new song is off the hook, Its completely gravy noodles!
George: Totes ma gotes Dude!

by Simon galaxy January 9, 2014

Speedy noodle

A very seedy man, a very sneaky man, a goon.

Person 1: Charlie is such a speedy noodle

Person 2: I know right, he’s an extremely speedy noodle

by Speedy noodle May 1, 2020

jizz noodle

A penis the ejaculates without an erection.

I just rubbed IcyHot on my dick and I think I got a jizz noodle.

by CheckCheck0725 April 28, 2016

Noodling for tuna

Noodling for tuna is the act of fishing for your lovers pussy under the table with your fingers or fist. The best Tuna Noodlers will perform this with friends or family at the opposite side of the table. Getting cought is a game over.

The Christmas dinner at my parents house got boring so I started noodling for tuna.

by Katkiller99 January 10, 2012