Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.

Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.

by #IAM100% February 25, 2019

Lock Ness Monster

Humorous reference to Al Capone or any of da other evil 'n' ferocious Godfather-goons of da Prohibition era whom Da Great Elliott wanted to secure in a prison cell with da turn of a key.

Da term "Lock Ness Monster" could also work in reverse, and refer to how da assorted mobsters viewed da renegade "Treasury Man" for his relentless pursuit of them and his efforts to curtail their personal freedom.

by QuacksO November 6, 2022

pg-ness

'pg-ness' (P-G-NESS) (Adjective)
"The visual composition of a virtual environment that is informed by real world data such as lidar, photogrammetry data, or other methods; to ground color, scale, and structure."

example:
"This room is missing something in it's pg-ness."

by nickfrompurdue August 1, 2023

Loch Ness Monster

The Loch Ness Monster is a famous coaster located at Busch Gardens Williamsburg. Due to the coaster being outdated and almost half a century old, it’s intensely rough. Famous for its interlocking loops, it is the only rollercoaster to have interlocking loops in 2022.

The Loch Ness Monster is kinda overrated btw

by anonymous October 28, 2022

poe-ness

depressive or dark

That chicky at that dude's funeral was dressed in total poe-ness

by ajksdf ;lajklfkjnf October 10, 2007

Give-a-frick-ness

The act of giving a frick over a certain subject

This is supposed to solicit our sympathy and give-a-frick-ness

by HilnaVunner January 25, 2025

Couch Potato-ness

The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.

Justin rather enjoys his couch potato-ness, but only on the weekends.

by Webes00 July 23, 2010