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Neil Diamond

When a man ejaculates on one’s knee cap.

Like a Pearl Necklace, but when seamen is targeted at the knee cap, it is indeed a Neil Diamond
“Ron, when you are finished, will you please give me a Neil Diamond”
by Alexc0524 January 4, 2020
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Neil Nishanth

Fucking Savage
Jacked up guy
If u find a Neil Nishanth dont leave him
by Eashwaran Karthick November 25, 2023
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Neil

A double rocks or pint glass filled to the brim with Jameson Irish Whiskey and ice.
Give me a Neil.
I'll have a Neil.
I've had 3 Neil's tonight.
by Larry Darrell Darrell November 22, 2021
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Neil moment

A Neil moment is a way to describe or call a situation in were a person tries to act cool or get attention by saying things like. My Laptop broke or I lost my book. And then you or someone else points out that its a bad thing the person says some deus ex machina crap and says oh wait I fixed it.
Neil: Hey bro just got some weird dots in my eyes from looking at the son.
Me: Yoo you could get blind are you ok?
Neil: Nevermind i just put my hand on my eye and pushed it and its fixed.
Me: Neil moment
by Zan van April 15, 2022
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Neil

Neil is a weird, cool, nice and cute boy who likes to play sports. He is a kind best friend with a huge heart. He can comfort you when you're feeling mad or sad. Neil is a person who you will instantly fall for. If you ever come across a Neil, be friends with him.
Girl 1: "Look! He's so hot!"

Girl 2: "Yeah, that's because he's Neil!"
by xXxKittyCatxXx January 22, 2022
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Neil & The Battocks

I loved watching Neil & The Battocks
by WigglyLamppost February 22, 2024
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Neil the faggot

A GUY WHO NORMAL LIKES PORN AND SUCKS DICK BUT IS NOT GAY
by MYNAMESJEFF728 January 19, 2020
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