Smoking It to the Nub

Deep throating; sucking dick down to the balls Hog Smoking

Unfortunately, Smoking It to the Nub cannot be performed on long, thick cocks!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Life Nub

One who is not familiar with simple tasks done every day. They fail at everything they attempt.

"This damn thing isn't working!"
"It's unplugged, moron. What a life nub."

by Vincent de Large September 20, 2005

Chicago Nubs

What most baseball fans, other than Cubs fans think of the Chicago Cubs since they haven't won a World Series in over 100 years. This is especially true to Stl Louis Cardinals fans since they and the Chicago Cubs are arch rivals.

The Chicago Cubs are the most nubs team in all of baseball and should this day forward be known as the Chicago Nubs.

by Meekdogg June 4, 2011

Nub jub

Nub jub,
A person who sucks their own penis.
A person who Masturbates more than usual.
A person who deserves a slap.

Omg you nub jub go wank like normal before i 1337 pwn j00

by Danymcm June 7, 2007

Nub-Cake

A term refering to a internet gamer who isnt very good/not been playing for very long at a certain game.

the ending "cake" is just for friendly refrences :)

You are a Nub-Cake !

by Rob and Ant August 5, 2008

nub salad

When a nub gets owned by multiple nubs, they become a nub salad.

When you get owned at a game, and its not even close, and the other player is a pats fan

When you play a game of blitz and the opposite player is a pats fan, and you destroy them with the jets, you have the rights to call them a nub salad or just the blitz bitch.

by Rory 'The Bitch' Finneran May 3, 2007

nub

Used to refer to people who have small dicks, it is also a nickname you call anyone. On the other hand females have microscopic nubs, because they don't have a nub. If you are trying to tell someone they have a big dick then you would call them a Bige

You are such a nub.
Stop being a nub.
You little tiny nub.
Can I please suck on your mothers nub?
Wow look at that little nub.

by tumadre69 June 29, 2010