Mule Humper

One who humps mules.

Peter #1: Did you know that I love to make love to old mules?
Max #2: Really?
Peter #1: YES!
Max #2: Man I never knew you were a Mule Humper.

by Rick03101978 October 1, 2012

mule's finger

When a woman's sex organs prolapse, and form a long protrusion.

Not a large following as a sexual fetish; not heavily popularised.

"Ha. That woman's got a dong."

"No. It's something much worse. I've been told that: after a really good pounding... when it's all hanging out... If it gets cold real quick or you startle her...then... she gets hard. She calls it her mule's finger."

"Eww"

by PHZWZRD February 7, 2019

Mulenga

Some handsome guy from Ndola

Mulenga is so handsome it hurts me

by Fuck boy centre March 4, 2021

Meleeka

A pretty name given to wonderful people. Meleeka's are usually obsessed with frogs and a big bottom. They love cottagecore and have an obsession with fantasizing. They like poems, books and love to write. They also love fairies and want elf ears and wings.

"Did you see that person?"
"Yeah! They look like a Meleeka with their fairy wings and frog hat."

by gutsrot February 8, 2021

Desert Mule

A chick that fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

I thought this girl looked good in the dark, but come to find out that she was a straight up desert mule in the light.

by zacho January 9, 2003

competitive melee

The most preferred type of Super Smash Bros Melee, but also the most shunned type. The rules go with a 8-minute 4-stock game with no items and the stages, which are a measly 6, do not have hazards or promote poor sportsmanship strategies, such as camping, walk-offs, and wall infinites.

While many prefer this type of gaming, some shun those who play this way since they only prefer playing this way.

Regular Player: UGH! I'm so bored of this ruleset. Can't we play something else--
Competitive Melee Player: NO! IF YOU WANT TO STOP PLAYING, GO BACK TO YOUR TIME MATCHES ON BRINSTAR!
Regular Player: You need a break.

by Hardstuck Internet January 3, 2015

rusty mule

A rusty mule is when a dude fucks his girl when she's on her period and gets blood all over his dick, and then takes a nap, and the blood dries on his dick. And then he wakes up all horny and shit and fucks her from behind, like a mule.

Girl #1: " did you bang Chad, or were you on your period?"

Girl #2: "Yass queen, we banged even though I'm on the rag, he's into it. He gave me a rusty mule, and I loved it.

Girl #1: "What a gentleman."

by Assfuxkinghobobitchcock July 7, 2016