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Mudd

A mythical being rarely seen by human eyes oweing to the fact that it enjoys copious amounts of solitude either at a desk (usually featuring a computer with access to sporting statistics) or in an armchair with a box of wine or crate of Stella.

One will often be able to hear the cry of a Mudd while in a common place such as a kitchen. Common callings include the phrases include "ANKERS," "TIT," "SHUT UP," and "ANYMORE OF THAT AND YOU'LL BE IN THE BOOK!" These may sound similar to someone who suffers from Tourette's syndrome.

It is well known that the Mudd enjoys hunting for jailbait and declairing itself as "always right." It is currently believed to have an intelligence level on a parr with an assistant manager of a common fast-food outlet.
One may be heard saying...

"What's that noise?"

"Oh don't worry, it's just the Mudd - it's probably hungover again..."
by dap101 August 25, 2009
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Mudd

The best brand of jeans that exist right now.
She looked so cute in her Paul Frank T-shirt and low-cut Mudd jeans.
by lizzie May 17, 2005
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mudapuk

Someone who owes you $.72 USD.,

or a way of saying mother fucker around adults without spankings.
"That kid is a mudapuk, right mom?"
by meowkins May 8, 2007
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sperm mudd

Sperm mudd, (n):
1)A tasty concoction of sperm and shit devoured by a third party in a threesome.
2)A Japanise delicacy derived from Logging.
1)Jenny ate the sperm mudd off my girlfriends ass.
2)I saw this Japanise porno and this chick ate the sperm mudd out of the other girls ass!
by NickName4U May 22, 2006
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Mudbath

Mudbath is a phenomenon when one shits and pisses their pants at the same time. It was a term coined by TJ Jamieson and Jeffrey Young on Jeffrey's birthday. Since then, this term has been applied to many scenarios.
"Dude I drank so much beer I can't wait to mudbath all over myself tomorrow morning"
by goodgamesir February 28, 2009
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MUDD BUTT ITIS

The sensation of your ass going to sleep while having a greasy and unwipeable ass usually occuring after consumption of large quantities of fried or fatty foods. A result of oily anal discharge, leakage, or extremely tacky fecal matter. Often accompanied by, or preceded by, 'The Itis.'
F-ing despises lazy a$$ legal administrative assistants that pay no mufu-in attention to simple legal details. I swear this is the type of person that forgets to wipe their a$$ after a case of the MUDD BUTT ITIS and doesn't realizes it until the crust build up bites back.
by Serebral April 30, 2009
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maddah

Slightly deranged cruiser bloke
Sharper than most but lacking a few knifes.
see that maddah he's a nutter
by maddah February 26, 2004
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