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Hairy Morris

(n)

1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.

2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.

2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
by Maddermonk February 26, 2011
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George Morris

Unit of measurement of mass, power, amount of food, size, weight.
A mythological creature beyond human comprehension.
Hi I'll have one George Morris please.

Tony consumed a metric George Morris of cans at the weekend.

Police have seized a George Morris of cocaine off the coast of England.

He's a George Morris
by thundercunt101 June 1, 2023
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Cass Morris

Cass Morris is my fav eshay bruv and is very cool. If you ever meet a Cass Morris ask them what happened in Cotten on
Omg who is that

That’s Cass Morris
Oh that’s right I have to ask what happened in Cotten on
by Big_b00ty_bl33ps November 23, 2021
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Morris

by Bessybish November 13, 2018
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Abby Morris

fucking hoe little bitch and a big fat ass looking pregnat girl
by Andamofo September 17, 2019
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Meredith Morris

A very beautiful and unique girl. She is usually the type that you want to be your girlfriend. But she is very to herself and is lonely but loves it. This Meredith that you want tends to want to be single and focus on herself. You have to fight for her always and never be stupid and mess up
Meredith morris; the beautiful woman that is once and a lifetime
by johnstarks3 October 29, 2020
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Morris

An ain’t shit dude who gets multiple woman pregnant at the same time and tells lies
Oh he pulled a Morris with Tonya and Gina.
by Hecanlickaleftnut May 5, 2018
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