Moral Turntables

When you try to be moral about something, but then you scratch it.

Nahid: Wow, he was not a nice guy.
Matt: Well that's because he was on MORAL TURNTABLES.

by I Forget Things October 10, 2017

Moose Morals

The looser, chiller, slightly suspicious, Canadian way of life.

"You Canadians and your moose morals!"

by Artgineer June 22, 2017

Morality

the final message of story, movie, reading...etc
what defines what is right or wrong

His morality was just different.

by piscisgirl November 12, 2017

morals and standards

Used by Christians to try and tell poeple not to have sex, get drunk, and do drugs. Seldom works but there is progress they believe. Some people are no long doing drugs and having sex at the same time....sometimes.

Christain-gotta have morals and standards guys, abstinence is good for you.

Non-Christian. Absta-what.

Christain-No sex before marriage

Non-Christian - seems like a long time, are morals and standards really that important?

Christian- yes, but its your descion

by TheTrainGuy February 6, 2018

Morality

An ultimately meaningless concept of "right versus wrong" which attempts to define both, but fails as evidenced by the existence of "moral gray areas."

Morality is often used to justify actions when in reality it carries no weight. The only justification within this world is power, as individuals who hold power will be remembered as righteous and moral so long as they continue to do so without creating too large an amount of fear.

"Thank God we have the police force."
"Yes, the police are always right and just and value morality."
"How could they ever be considered bad? They protect us by locking up those we disagree with in metal cages! Hooray!"

by Face Taster January 5, 2020

morale network

Internet networks separate from business use, typically deployed in remote areas such as work camps, mining facilities, and military deployments. Code word for "network on which Netflix and porn are not blocked."

Joe is digging the new HD streaming after upgrades to the morale network.

by dephlogisticated July 1, 2020

Moral Boost-Twist

when a friend gives you a moral boost, yet it's so twisted and you like it.

John gave me a moral boost-twist

by Bogh-Daddy August 13, 2020