Morning Riser 

Another way to identify morning wood, or an erection men may experience upon waking.

Old Lawrence woke up with a morning riser, in defiance of God's will.

Morning Riser by Turdferguson October 8, 2015

morning oreo

The act of waking up and realizing that one has shit the sheets and creamed their pants while sleeping.

Person 1: What the fuck is that smell dude?
Person 2: Sorry I woke up with a morning oreo...

morning oreo by Obeflow May 10, 2016

Morning Wood 

When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.

Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley

Morning Wood by RamoonAdoo August 8, 2016

Morning Show 

Will bore the shit out of you

Im watching the morning show

Morning Show by shmoopersdoopers December 2, 2016

moaning fucker 

You are a moaning fucker. Give your gob a rest

Someone who constantly likes the sound of their own voice and does not shut up moaning. You are a moaning fucker

moaning fucker by Rachelste January 4, 2018

morning meeting 

Giving your boss a blowjob, usually for personal pleasure and also to move up the ladder faster within the company

Person 1: I've been having a lot of morning meetings.
Person 2: Damn you're going to go from analyst to vice president in record time. I bet your jaw is sore.

morning meeting by zimdoh February 20, 2022

Nootan Moonin 

Nootan Moonin is an ignorant Asian that loves ramen and hates non-Asians.

Me: Look, It's Nootan Moonin!
Friend: RUNNNNNNNN!

Nootan Moonin by idrivefast February 27, 2017