morning oreo

The act of waking up and realizing that one has shit the sheets and creamed their pants while sleeping.

Person 1: What the fuck is that smell dude?
Person 2: Sorry I woke up with a morning oreo...

by Obeflow May 10, 2016

Morning Wood

When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.

Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley

by RamoonAdoo August 8, 2016

Morning Show

Will bore the shit out of you

Im watching the morning show

by shmoopersdoopers December 2, 2016

moaning fucker

You are a moaning fucker. Give your gob a rest

Someone who constantly likes the sound of their own voice and does not shut up moaning. You are a moaning fucker

by Rachelste January 4, 2018

morning meeting

Giving your boss a blowjob, usually for personal pleasure and also to move up the ladder faster within the company

Person 1: I've been having a lot of morning meetings.
Person 2: Damn you're going to go from analyst to vice president in record time. I bet your jaw is sore.

by zimdoh February 20, 2022

Nootan Moonin

Nootan Moonin is an ignorant Asian that loves ramen and hates non-Asians.

Me: Look, It's Nootan Moonin!
Friend: RUNNNNNNNN!

by idrivefast February 27, 2017

The Morning Shakedown

Shanking the shit out of someone from 4 AM to 10 am.

Are you ready for The Morning Shakedown?

by NoahNoodle December 22, 2020