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Mongolian bagpipe

When a hairy throat singer throat sings around you marriage meat while also squeezing your testicular apparatus.
Bro idk what was happening the other night but the smelly hippie throat singer gave me a Mongolian bagpipe and I think im in love!
by Shartking117 December 16, 2024
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Mongolian Butter Piss Shnawg

When you baste and cooke a hot dog in excessive amounts of human urine and butter
I just made the best Mongolian Butter Piss shnawg

Created by Jack bannon and Eli Legault
by TiktTok Boy and gay boy July 10, 2025
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Mongolian esports finalist

Take two Nintendo™ switch pro controllers, and two players. one controller up the ass and one up the urethra (can ALSO be up their ass if male), take another controller and play a game of smash bros (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice.) (Players can raise the stakes by having the commentators give them footjobs.) Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
Ex. “Man, that guy pissed me off, so me and my gay best friend gave him the Mongolian esports finalist.” “Naturally, we won.”
by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025
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Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening : An ancient Mongolian technique used for pleasure OR as a battle tool to help act as a human lasso to detain their enemies; This is performed by gathering as much skin as possible and tying it with a string in which is pulled for three hours each day for two weeks; Modern day people may perform this to use as a noose or a waist band.
Mongolians: Good thing we used our Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening, we captured 500 men!

Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.
by Footjober February 16, 2025
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Mongolian Sunrise

A hybrid strain of Marijuana. Its identifying traits are bright green buds, somewhat dense, and a pungent fruity smell.
After two bowls of that Mongolian Sunrise and I ate the entire fucking thing.
by underlinevanity January 29, 2019
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Mongolian Mouthwash

A male peeing into a female’s mouth.
My husband gave me the ol’ Mongolian Mouthwash now I’m pregnant with Martians. Elon Musk help me!
by Wayne0keefe April 4, 2021
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Mongolian Mozzarella

The comandante told us to push at least three kilos of that Mongolian Mozzarella through the border.
by Cokaaayeeena August 7, 2020
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