Moist Jamie

A wet willie of the bellybutton.

Bro they didn’t give you a wet willie did they? No worse I got a Moist Jamie

by The_did_kiddler July 24, 2021

Moist Robe

What you call you're sleeping garments when you wake up wet and have no idea why.

Vinnie woke up with a moist robe and a devastating headache.

by zbastardman March 4, 2020

moist muffcake

When a woman's vagina contains so much semen that it appears to be a a double layered cake.

Man 1- " Did you see that nude girl that just ran by"
Man 2- " I sure did, man did she have a Moist Muffcake

by The God Rod February 24, 2015

Moist rock

When your dick is wet from receiving head but is still erect

Bob has a moist rock

by The doggo expert November 2, 2019

Moist Ache

An old woman turned on

Her husband gave her a moist ache.
Friend 1:"Do you ever think your grandma gets turned on?"
Friend 2:"Do you mean a moist ache?"
Friend 1:"Oh yeah."

by Alycia2000 March 14, 2015

moist mosquito

This kind of person is the ace of aces and has no equal, they are powerful but hidden as nobody has seen his face but a benign duchess.

"I just got thrashed by a moist mosquito"
"are you a benign duchess because your sucking off moist mosquito"

by lilBaconBoy619 November 13, 2017

Moist andy

A moist andy is when a girl is giving head and the guy cums in her mouth.

"Bro did you see Anna last night?""Did I ? Dude i gave her a moist andy!

by 1111_kam_ January 22, 2018