microsoft dance

When you have to re-boot your Windows PC to restore basic funcitonality.

I cannot get Word to open up so that I can write a scathing letter to Bill, so I must first re-boot my PC by doing the Microsoft Dance

by tom345 August 9, 2010

Microscopdick

A penis of small magnitude, small, tiny, etc.

"Hahaha he had such a microscopdick !

by B_AtmanxOXo May 22, 2012

micronet

the act of an old person using the web for very little

grandmas on the micronet

by macronetingontop May 18, 2014

microsoft

your enemies dick

dude your dick is Microsoft

by okemonmaster4life March 27, 2015

microbiotic

Teeny-tiny stuff that is alive.

Lots of plankton is microbiotic.

by Definition of Urban Dictionary January 20, 2016

Microsoft

A Small and Soft Male Genitalia which is small even when hard.

I pulled down Huge Mark's pants and he had a Microsoft. Girls I had to laugh Bitch he Thought

by La leon September 22, 2016

Microsoft

This name comes from the size of bill gates cock.
micro and soft

Oh!! his cock is so micro "that what she said and don't forget soft!"

Microsoft means micro and soft cock

by wth ass f December 5, 2016