The act of pulling out just in time and cumming on the womans genitals also known as the "Ole' bust and clean"
by Lando? April 11, 2016
the absolute pinochle of the human form, nitty messi is god tier. he plays for crewe alex and he’s so sick, he carried us to the top of the league, and we’re so far up there, you cant even see us. and it’s definitely not because we’re not in the league.
pagan: if god is real, then prove it
callum everall: *shows picture of nitty messi absolute blazing seven joints
pagan: say less
callum everall: *shows picture of nitty messi absolute blazing seven joints
pagan: say less
by callum everal April 10, 2021
(v.)
To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.
(n.)
The act of a messy mossy.
Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.
To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.
(n.)
The act of a messy mossy.
Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.
Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.
Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.
Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!
Tom is a messy mosser.
Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.
Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!
Tom is a messy mosser.
by EH & HC October 22, 2008
A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".
by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022
I don't remember eating ravioli but when I was giving charity the messy max I realized that wasn't raviolis they were spaghetti-hoes.
by Mysterious mavis February 09, 2025
by Halalujer September 12, 2022
You take a girl back to her place, get into the bedroom, donkey kick her in the fucking teeth, and leave through the fire escape
Yo, I gave this girl the hardest Messi-Ronaldo last night. She called me the next day, but I couldn’t figure out what she wanted, so I went back and gave her another Messi-Ronaldo.
by Messi-Ronaldo ;) April 15, 2019