Mental Horsepower

When you personally have made a repair to a machine and feel that it works better just because you worked on it. Even if the part of the machine you worked on would not make it work any better.

Jim: "I replaced the heater core in my car, now it seems faster..."
Sam: "I've heard of that before."
Jim: "Seems to run smoother too!?"
Sam: "That's Mental Horsepower!"

by MNIGHT August 21, 2009

Mental capas

A shorter way to say mental capacity, which means the capacity that your brain can take.

Me: Says a joke.

Jonathan: I don't get it.

Me: uh, is it beyond your mental capas to get the joke.

by get it right the first time May 31, 2009

mental viewfinder

Seeing an image in public so hot that you catalog it in your memory for masturbating later.

Holy shit I was behind Susan in yoga today. I totally put that in my mental viewfinder for tonight’s wank.

by timbre December 5, 2013

Mental Rape

League of Legends

League of Legends causes mental rape. The symptoms are hair loss, depression, and anti-social disorder.

by Amongussussyballsfortnite September 4, 2021

Mentally high

When you say some retarded shit while sober that would've been said if you were high

I am saying some stupid shit today that I feel like I'm mentally high.

by Ninja Yoshi October 20, 2019

Mentally Disorganised

When Your Mind Is Sooo Scattered
Everything That You Do, Or Something You Say That Makes No Sense

John: Do Celebrity's Have Surnames ?
Like Madonna

Maria: What Do You Think Asshole, Are You Mentally Disorganised Or Something. KMT

by nadiiYA. April 5, 2009

mentally normal

Something normal but mental to some.

Person 1: You eat pineapple on pizza?? Yuck!
Person 2: Of course, it's mentally normal!

by r+t March 21, 2021