melon headed twat 

Usually a female, who dosn't have many friends. Enjoys bullying poor innocent gingers, people with glasses and people with big ears. She's disrespectful to elders and needs to learn a respectful amount of manners whilst at the dinner table.

girl one: hey who's that girl over there shouting at that ginger?
girl two: ooh that's just a melon headed twat.

melon headed twat by lololololololol! January 16, 2011

melonka

Vodka-soaked watermelon.

Josephine, Rebecca, and Jeff (in unison): I FUCKING LOVE MELONKA!

melonka by melonkaforlife May 14, 2011

melody

shawty

Shawty's like a melody in my head.

melody by hi im Mia March 30, 2021

my melody boys 

Basically the same thing as Hello Kitty Girls but for the opposite gender. They will frequent apps like Discord and Instagram and will usually have a matching profile picture of My Melody and will dress in feminine attire similar to Femboys/eboys. they are commonly thought of to be “uwu soft boys” until you realize theyre unhinged and will hurt you in the long run

Everyone’s talking about hello kitty girls but nobodys talking about the my melody boys

my melody boys by ghostly_sick February 1, 2023

Melon Bag 

Opposite lemon squeeze.

Read Lemon Squeeze for information on backwards melon bag.

Melon Bag by Jesperz January 2, 2011

Bad Melon 

Melon that has been used previously for sexual purposes, usually a deep hole is visible for deviant practices.

Jacob: *searches through fridge* " Hey a melon!"
Josh: " Shit, no don't eat that, that's bad melon!"

Bad Melon by J-Pacey January 27, 2008

melon 

cranium, skull, brain case, brain box

I slipped my hat onto my melon today in hopes of keeping my scalp from getting sunburned.

melon by shou-chan August 9, 2003