Max

He loves to take girls out for food usually Nando’s, he is usually extremely strong and don’t put up with bull shit, he usually goes for blondes, he is extremely handsome, he wants back but small breast, he is rich and has a big penis

I went to max house last night

by Ruby Atkinson October 26, 2019

Max

Max's are Lizard-Crocodile Hybrids that destroy feminists and mutilate liberals for fuel for his 9/11 re-enactments,
Max's are also very talented at deep-Throating cock

Wow!!! That Max is taking 25 inches!!!

by FeminaziBoyz August 18, 2019

a Max

1. When you confirm a time of meeting and then flake out,
2. or when you go home far earlier than everyone, being the first to leave

"Yo, where is Pedro? Shouldn't he be here by now?"
"Nah, he pulled a Max."

"Well it was nice hanging out, but I'm gonna head home. Sorry to pull a Max."

by LargePeterson July 17, 2018

Max

He’s kinda an asshole

“Hey that’s Max, he sucks”

by Kshdbfjf October 1, 2019

Max

Max is the latin word for tiny pp he is very small and unpubertized man he big gay

guy: omg who is that

guy 2: oh that’s tiny (max)

by wongo bongo man June 17, 2019

Max

Max is a rapist who goes to St andrews cathedral school he is currently in love with a girl named Izzy and loves to eat.

Max was raping a girl.

by Shshhana October 25, 2017

Max

A Max is a dickhead assface that knows nothing and is worth nothing. He is trash. He is also a hobohabilis. Come at me bro!

Max.

by Fhffhfhdowbweifbf April 9, 2019