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I can't believe we got away from the ATF last night, we was duckin' them agents like we was trapped in da matrix!
by that outside dick May 26, 2006
Get the matrix mug.Pronoun Matrix Simulation or P.M.S. Is changing of one’s gender identity in a controlled matrix environment. And / or To simulate one’s self delusions of who they truly believe they identify as. Regardless of what one’s true biological gender is.
(Jake) hey Lynnette I just got the new sims in the city game today. I now identify as a she now. . I am so smoking hot. Look I got boobs.
(Lynnette ) About time. I been playing with my new penis for hours. Still trying to get the hang of it. Steve is no help. He identifies as a Black African American lesbian now.
(Jake) What sorry !!! I was fondling around with my new Boobies. Where’s the Woman’s Bath Room at. I have got to put in my tampon and take my Birth control.
(Lynnette) It’s down the hall on the left.
Can you take my Daughter. They won’t allow me in the woman’s bathroom now because I got a penis now.
(Jake) that will happen when you turn on the Pronoun Matrix Simulation. Just switch it off real fast and take your litter girl. Then when you feel like it. Just Turn it back on. If anyone tries to misgender you. Just call them a Racist.
(Lynnette ) About time. I been playing with my new penis for hours. Still trying to get the hang of it. Steve is no help. He identifies as a Black African American lesbian now.
(Jake) What sorry !!! I was fondling around with my new Boobies. Where’s the Woman’s Bath Room at. I have got to put in my tampon and take my Birth control.
(Lynnette) It’s down the hall on the left.
Can you take my Daughter. They won’t allow me in the woman’s bathroom now because I got a penis now.
(Jake) that will happen when you turn on the Pronoun Matrix Simulation. Just switch it off real fast and take your litter girl. Then when you feel like it. Just Turn it back on. If anyone tries to misgender you. Just call them a Racist.
by DrFuck March 8, 2024
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And generous. She’s alway helping everyone in pain but could never help herself. She’s constantly hurting but can never help herself as she helps others.
She will always give you what you need
No matter how bad it is or how bad it gets she’s there always . If you find yourself a matrix consider yourself lucky. Because no matter the damage you do to her she will return it with love and helping
And generous. She’s alway helping everyone in pain but could never help herself. She’s constantly hurting but can never help herself as she helps others.
She will always give you what you need
No matter how bad it is or how bad it gets she’s there always . If you find yourself a matrix consider yourself lucky. Because no matter the damage you do to her she will return it with love and helping
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