matrix COVID

What Agent Smith gives everybody in the matrix sequels. Matrix COVID is usually spread through an Agent Smith clone (these clones are infected people). A person who is infected with Matrix COVID has black semen that if touched, will infect the,pm. This semen usually leaks onto their hands if an infected person touches someone who isn’t infected. The semen will cover the person’s body and a Smith will emerge from the cum.

Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.
The black puddle on the floor reminds Sophia that if she touches it, she will get Matrix COVID
by Bambianca December 25, 2021
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Matrix's law

The Matrix's law works in the same way than godwin's law. Whenever an online discussion about artificial intelligence progresses, it becomes inevitable that someone or something will eventually be compared to Terminator or any movie with an evil AI.
"Have you seen the last progress of Google's deepmind ?"

"Yeah, we're one step closer from an AI revolution"

"Ah yes, the Matrix's law"
by Ixefen April 12, 2021
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pronoun matrix simulator

Pronoun Matrix Simulator; The act of

Changing one’s own pronouns regardless of one’s own actual gender.

Then Simulating this narrative upon the people that so happens to living in a reality based world. But can switch back pronouns when the narrative changes and won’t work for them till later.
/////// WARNING \\\\\\\\ Pronoun Matrix Simulator will get you KILLED or may sustain bodily harm!!
If real pronouns are not identified before or during the acts of sexual intercourse.
by DrFuck March 09, 2024
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pronoun matrix simulator

Pronoun Matrix Simulator; The act of

Changing one’s own pronouns regardless of one’s own actual gender.

Then Simulating this narrative upon the people that so happens to living in a reality based world. But can switch back pronouns when the narrative changes and won’t work for them till later.
/////// WARNING \\\\\\\\ Pronoun Matrix Simulator will get you KILLED or may sustain bodily harm!!
If real pronouns are not identified before or during the acts of sexual intercourse.
by DrFuck March 09, 2024
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Free From The Matrix

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Free From The Matrix
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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Matrix Mondays

Definition: Matrix Mondays

An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.

Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”

Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”

“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”

ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*

History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.
Last week Matrix Mondays almost got me fired. I had my email server crash and my zoom account suspended without warning because the payment didn’t go through. I couldn’t see my meetings so they were all cancelled and I just wanted to scream:
by UptobeHappy November 26, 2024
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matrix media

A word used by severely disabled twitter users who think people are controlled by the “matrix media” to make certain statements against their will.
Twitter user: “Did you hear Dr. Disrespect admitted to being a pedo!?”

Sped Twitter User: “He didn’t do anything. The matrix media made him say it.”
by Ahegaoblunt December 12, 2024
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