by ArgonEnigma June 7, 2011

It's the name of a girl who seemingly possesses all things heavenly. Usually girls named Mary appear sweet, innocent, and polite. But on the inside, all Mary's love getting insane. They love to party and are prone to random hookups. Girls named Mary give shame to the Virgin Mary because they are nowhere near virginal.
Chris: "She seems so sweet, let's hangout with her."
Virginia: "No, she's actually a huge slut! She cannot be trusted."
Chris: "Who is she?"
Virginia: "She's Mary."
Chris: "Oh my God, stay away from her."
Virginia: "No, she's actually a huge slut! She cannot be trusted."
Chris: "Who is she?"
Virginia: "She's Mary."
Chris: "Oh my God, stay away from her."
by OptimusChris June 18, 2010

A person who is often unlucky, and may have troubles in the future. People named "Mary" also have problems with their temper, and can often be a outsider. People think she may have mental issues, and can be a pest to be around.
"Lets go the other way to avoid Mary!" Tyler said.
"Oh No! she has already seen us! We cant run!" Eddie whispers.
"Hey guys! Almost lost you guys there!" Mary said.
"Ummmmm, listen me and Tyler are going home to wait for our milk to go to waste, see ya." Eddie says.
"Oh No! she has already seen us! We cant run!" Eddie whispers.
"Hey guys! Almost lost you guys there!" Mary said.
"Ummmmm, listen me and Tyler are going home to wait for our milk to go to waste, see ya." Eddie says.
by 33POKEMONGO24/7 December 3, 2016

by mary canary February 4, 2014

She will fuck you up in a instant if you touch her, smell her hair, sing “ Mary Had a Little Lamb“ because obviously the bitch ain’t got no lamb , and most importantly DO NOT SAY NIGGA OR ADD A H TO IT IF YOUR WHITE around her but besides that she’s funny amazing and the best person you can trust with a secret or trust that she will beat somebody up if needed don’t mess with Mary she’s scary but also caring, she could be your best friend or your worst enemy so watch out.
by A_real_blackie_ July 17, 2019

“Hey who’s that hot stuff?”
“That’s Mary. Rumor has it that she signed a chastity pledge at age 1.”
“Damn.”
“That’s Mary. Rumor has it that she signed a chastity pledge at age 1.”
“Damn.”
by Senketsu April 16, 2019
