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You finish your morning coffee, when suddenly, your sphincter is relaxed and you rush to the toilet without a second thought. The silence is broken, you have come to the realization that you've marooned yourself on shit Island. The toilet has enslaved you, made you a paralytic pooper.
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Get the Margot mug.You will always know when a Margot walks in the room as everyone stops and stares in awe. She has a great personality and is positive is most situations. She always has an answer to all of your problems, and even if she doesn’t know, she will try to help you.
Being European, her accent is cute and she is beautiful. She can be horny and dirty but when the serious things come up she can concentrate especially when it’s her friends. Loyal and true. Funny and smiley. Kind and caring. Sweet and gentle. Loving and loved. All of her many groups of friends are lucky to know her. If you are her friend or more, always keep her close to your heart and never let go.
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Love her and never say goodbye.
Being European, her accent is cute and she is beautiful. She can be horny and dirty but when the serious things come up she can concentrate especially when it’s her friends. Loyal and true. Funny and smiley. Kind and caring. Sweet and gentle. Loving and loved. All of her many groups of friends are lucky to know her. If you are her friend or more, always keep her close to your heart and never let go.
She has lots of talents and is chosen to do hard things that others aren’t even asked to do. She has an amazing voice and she can defend herself and her friends, so she is a good person to hang around with.
Although Margot is violent, she can also be so caring.
Love her and never say goodbye.
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But she’s a pathological lier and none of that is true
But she’s a pathological lier and none of that is true
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