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Maladetz

Southwestern Russian term for an imbisol of sorts. Usually a male with a "burnt" brain originating from a region bordering Russia.
"There goes Vladimir with the goats again....you know his father was a real Maladetz"
by Jo*Nathan January 2, 2026
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Makadoxe

Makadoxe! I lost the game.
by abdkms January 17, 2026
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Mongolian Matador

A foreign species, not native of any particular origin, but most commonly mistaken to have relations to the Ding and Dong Dynasty. Known for his ability to write small, kick high and blow things up, The Mongolian Matador has a quiet demeanor but possesses the ferociousness of the once known to be extinct, Wolverine. This species is rare because most died out during the samurai era. Some have been seen in the Bronx and in Eastern Regions of Long Island. Distinguishable by the long, rubber band tied Ryu (from street fighter) hair do.

Put against a wall, this creature is known to mimic the forgone Mr. Miagi with Matrix speed neck chops.

Approach with caution.
The Mongolian Matador was last seen drinking endless bottles of pepsi.
by Big Jon'e January 27, 2009
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Meaty matador

When your ladie holds her lips open and says come get it and pulls away right before you get in
My women the other night said time for the meaty matador and I jump at it and jammed my junk on the edge of the bed
by Nevik doloh January 28, 2019
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Meaty matador

When your ladie holds her lips open and says come get it and pulls away right before you get in
My women the other night said time for the meaty matador and I jump at it and jammed my junk on the edge of the bed
by Nevik doloh January 28, 2019
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The Matador

When you wrap your cock in a paper towel to prevent staining your favorite underwear or sweatpants.
I had to use The Matador because my underwear were still in the dryer and was running late for my Grandfathers funeral!
by I’m with stupid July 8, 2021
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grace malavolta

fake blonde, “italian”, dilf named marc
omg is that grace malavolta? you’re right, she’s totally a fake blonde. let’s ask if her dad is home.
by gracemhater November 23, 2021
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