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butthole malfunction

An involuntary bowel movement usually caused by questionable food choices.
Ugh man, what's that smell?!
I just had a butthole malfunction courtesy of Taco Bell!
by Gleen707 November 28, 2019
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Male Princess Syndrome

Form of a behaviour in which a man thinks and acts like a male princess. He thinks he is too special/ too hot / too good to do all the work and to try to pursue or chase a woman. In fact he expects to be pursued and chased by a woman. If he feels he is "being made to work", he is "just not going to play ball", he may say. Male princesses often have nothing to offer as they are extremely self-obsessed and egocentric. They are usually unable to develop feelings towards a woman due to an extremely high level of self-importance. Basically, it is a ‘’Princess Syndrome’’ on steroids.
Friend 1: Hey, what happened to that guy you were dating that you were so into?
Friend 2: Eh, he has The Male Princess Syndrome so no thank you, next!
by Ila&Princess May 28, 2019
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DJ Malik

by laurenk1d August 5, 2012
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malawa

malawa means bitch or prostitute in swahili
that girl is such malawa
by shanz0777 October 4, 2010
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Malibogus

The combination of malibog (meaning horny in Filipino) and amogus to describe a particular horny person that is in need of desperate therapy from the amogus syndrome.
Lolz: Posts something explicit
:malibogus:
by sussusamoguss March 20, 2022
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Maliha

maliha is the sweetest, most caring and loveable person out there. she will always put others before her self and will never fail to make you smile or to make u feel loved. she is the most beautiful girl in school, although she doesn’t see it, she is. maliha is perfect, nothing can compare. she is the best bestfriend you could ever ask for. she will drop absolutely everything to make sure you are alright. she’s got these big eyes that look right through ur sole. but damn she’s a bad bitch. when you first meet her she’s shy but when she gets comfortable around you, that’s when ur badass and crazy side shows. maliha is hilarious, and her laughter is contagious. her smile is the most precious thing you will ever see. she has the perfect body and the nicest hair. she’s goofy and silly but she’s also really brave and outgoing. she goes through stuff that no one else knows abt but she doesn’t let that stop her from living her life. she fights silent battles alone. but she’s strong and she keeps fighting. the world needs more people like her. we love maliha.
guy one: omg bro who’s that girl she’s absolutely beautiful

guy two: dude that’s maliha, i heard she’s the nicest girl around
*both drool*
by peanutpiggys September 25, 2021
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Malaika

malaika means angel in swahili and queen in some indian languages, and this is COMPLETELY true. she is the most beautiful girl in the world, she is pretty probably the nicest sweetest girl you will ever meet so freaking cute and adorable it's crazy and super funny. She is also really talented and known for her smarts and intelligence. Everyone is always jealous of her, even her friends want to be like her and every guy longs to be with her. In general, is a girl that is always happy and nice to everyone but if you get on her bad side, she will roast you to death lol.
is that Malaika over there?

yeah she is so cute right?
by lol.k.hehe June 5, 2019
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