Real human 1:
Hey did you hear about joeseph?
Real human 2: no,who’s joeseph?
Real human 1: joeseph mother
Real human 2: *grabs all and shoots real human 1 in the stomach*
Hey did you hear about joeseph?
Real human 2: no,who’s joeseph?
Real human 1: joeseph mother
Real human 2: *grabs all and shoots real human 1 in the stomach*
by Horrific gamer February 23, 2021

How does that make any sense, blah blah blah. MOTHER OF TIME. But of course someone will say they did it before.
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A Crusty Mother, also known as the Cunt Cutter, is a sexual act in which a male pre-dries his sperm before sex, and slathers it all over his dick in order to make it rougher and a more painful experience for the girl, or enjoyable if she is into that sort of shit.
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