hooker logic

Talking yourself into something you want to do but know you probably shouldn’t

“You think you can steal from the company because you started the company, nice hooker logic”

by Sheriff PT Nipples July 14, 2020

A.M. logic

Plans for your day that ONLY make sense because you aren't ready to get outta bed.

*Alarm clock buzzes at 7am*

Head voice: "I got an 8:00am meeting, but its raining out so no one will show up 'til 8:30 anyway."

*Alarm goes off at 7am*

Head voice: "If I skip the gym this morning I can squeeze it in tonight after monday night football."

I thought I could sleep in yet get to work on time if I dressed down and skipped breakfast. A.M. logic is dangerous.

by Underdawg215 October 21, 2010

Bot Logic

A term used to describe strange or illogical decisions made by artificial intelligence.

"So I was playing Left 4 Dead 2 and while I was being mobbed by zombies on the ground, the bot decided to ignore me and walk away."
"That's bot logic for you."

by Latke Boi September 24, 2016

PR Logic

A term used when an item, event, or entity in-game is considered illogical and does not reflect what would happen in real life. Also, many people hate PR logic, they say it's unfair, not understandable, and not even explainable.

Noob: HOW?! This water shouldn't have killed me!
Intermediate: Some water kills you, some water doesn't. Must be PR logic.

by anonymous December 13, 2020

Gaz logic

logic that makes 0 sense, not just to me, but to you, your mum and Capri

Gaz: I don’t like drinking in the day coz it might make me look green
Ben: mate that makes no sense, such Gaz logic

by Jez clarkson October 8, 2021

Lylah Logic

Logic that doesn't exactly make sense to normal people, but it makes sense because Lylah said it.
This Logic may be confusing at times, but in the end, the logic said by Lylah is correct. Just because she said it is.

Lylah: You're gay because I said so.
Person: That doesn't make sense.
Lylah: It doesn't have to, its Lylah Logic.

by TheBestPersonEverToExist June 30, 2022

cum logic

Girl who always swallows shall not be required to clean up future unintended spills.

This is cum logic.

"You've been paying it forward by swallowing, so cum logic absolves you from cleanup this time"

by cumLogician October 30, 2011