Lobster

Known for their vice-like grip...

To lobster is the act of restraining the gonads of a partner and ANNIHILATE them.

Used in a variety of ways spanning from Lover to Enemy.

Joey Nignone: So are we going on that date or not?

Dan Wynne: That depends... Are you going to order the lobster?

Lobster by This is not Johnson January 30, 2010

Lobster Shanty 

A Red Lobster Parody in Family Guy

"We Useally Come Down Here To The Lobster Shanty Every Wendsday And Get The Afternoon Catch and + it's a shanty"
- Peter Griffin

Lobster Shanty by Seagulls of Satan September 30, 2008

lobster butter 

Semen, sperm, jizz, jizm, baby batter, cum, love mayonnaise. Also known as seminal fluid... spermatozoa

Originated in Vallejo Ca. Bay Area.

Hey Starla! What is that crusty shit on your blouse? is that... is that... lobster butter?! daaaaaam bitch!

semenspermspoogjizzbaby battercumlove mayonnaisesperm

lobster butter by Mandrue Spoogesaint November 1, 2009

Lobster Milkshake 

The act of jumping around on a trampoline at maximum altitude/speed while lactating lobster bisque, then feeding the lactation to your partner via breastfeeding. Can happen to males or females.

See lobster milk or lobster nuts for alternate definitions.

"Kelly and I tried out the next step in our realtionship by her giving me a Lobster Milkshake. Too bad I'm allergic to crab."

Lobster Milkshake by €utie¥ootie August 5, 2017

Lobster shag

A lobster shag is someone who can't help but shag a lobster whenever they see one. They are mostly found in aquarium fish tanks, seafood vans, a beach and a lobster breeding sanctuary. Also be careful if you dress as lobster because you may be in the radius of a near by lobster shagger

"hey mate look at that shagger"
"nah mate thats a lobster shagger"

Lobster shag by Lobster shag December 1, 2019

5 Dollar Lobster

1. A'n extremely poor person of economic society. They often can not pay loans or keep secrets if they suspect it may land them cash if they tell others. They are desperate saps, often pretending they are rich to get the attention of celebrities. They also rely on very low end things that cost 5 dollars or below.
2. One of the many specialties of Las Vegas resort bistros. To keep up the supply and interest (and budget) tourists, they must lower the standards of food. AKA: The 20.00$ lobster was lowered to 5:00$ one

1: "Tod, did you see that poor sap trying to take that hot bitch to Tojo's? I bet he can't even afford the place!"
Tod, "Poor guy, I really hate those Five dollar lobsters!"
2: Jim: "Shit, I just got e-coli from that meal"!
Tod: "Damn, the notorious 5 dollar lobster strikes again"!

5 Dollar Lobster by Economic Evenguilist December 21, 2008

lobster trap 

The act of pulling one's penis out of a woman's vagina while simmultaneously releasing one's balls from her anal cavity. This in turn makes a suction sound that can quite humorous. The maneuver resembles a lobster (the woman) being caught in a trap (the man) and not being released until the man blows his load and his balls decrease in size allowing the removal from her anus.

"I just lobster trapped that fine specimen. Boyyahh!!"

lobster trap by solely known as Tron June 27, 2006