lmao

lmao means “laugh my ass off”

Friend: two tomatoes walked across the street and one of them got hit by a car, so the other tomato says: come on ketchup let’s go!
Me: lmao
Friend: what does that mean?
Me: laughing my ass off

by McDonald’s.my.love November 5, 2020

Lmao

A way to say "haha thats funny" or a quick way to end a conversation thats been dragging on too long.

~Person 1- Omg that was so Lol, hahah, blah blah blah

~Person 2- Lmao

by anonymous October 12, 2020

lmao

means laughing my ass off , usually used sarcastically over text sometimes meant genuinely

*sends funny video*
lmaoooo this is so funny bro you have to watch

by dumbiethicksissy May 28, 2020

lmao

1.
The thing you write after a text to make it sound more interesting
2.
You write this because you used "lol" too many times
3.

To make your text sound less rude, disturbing or dark.
4.

That one thing you text as your face remains numb and emotionless

1.
Cara: Hey gtg
Bob: ok lmao
2.
Bob: yeah lol
Cara: mhm and that's why i do a pushup every time i think of fucking someone
Bob: lolol
Cara: yea and also i wrote a new fanfic but all it says is "e" instead of all of the words... here's a part of it "e eeeee eee ee eeee eeee"
Bob: lmaooo
3.
Cara: hey you good

Bob: no i wanna dig a hole and die lmao

by boredbitchybitch April 13, 2022

LMAO

LMAO or lmao means "Lick My Ass Off" Most people interpret it as "Laugh my ass of", but the L stand for lick not laugh

LMAO please

by CrackedNut December 15, 2021

lmao now brown cow

When someone says lmao, people often say this to rhyme with them.

Ex: lmao lmao lmao

Ha lmao now brown cow

Lmao dude, that’s funny, lmao now brown cow

by John David May 15, 2018

lmao

short for "laughing my ass off"

some one says something funny you say lmao back

by drizzy aubb March 21, 2021