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library card

a plastic card that enables one to have fun in circumstances related to the dewey decimal system
Because having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!
by Arthur Reid January 4, 2012
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Going to the Library

The act of getting together with your dorm buddies to go smoke pot without your RA knowing it.
Room 159: "Hey, I'm going to the library, want to come?"
Room 155: "Sure, just let me grab my books and backpack."
by sacratoy March 2, 2009
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Librarian O.G.

This is an ode to all the people who give the first impression of being a librarian. In the work setting they are timid, quiet, going straight to their desk to start the day then immediately leave without saying hi to anyone.

Then, finally you convince them to go out for some drinks and the true OG comes out. They become the life of the party, school you on what drinks to order, and generally be fun all around while keeping it real.
We thought she was the quiet type but now that we've gotten to know her better over some drinks that girl was a real Librarian O.G.
by onesip March 29, 2010
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Library Whores

Another term for used and especially-damaged books in a library, which have most likely been handled by several hundred people.
A: I love to buy new books. They smell so good!

B: Eh. I'd rather wait for it to be in the library.

A: But why!? What's up with you and all those library whores being so tight?
by piratethor August 21, 2010
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Libreep

The act of creeping up on somebody reading a book.
Rooting from Latin "liber" meaning book, and the English word, "creep"

The act usually consists of a person getting down on the ground and quietly crawling up to a stranger who is reading a book. The person being libreeped cannot notice the libreeping taking place.

There is also "photolibreeping", which is taking a picture of a stranger reading a book rather than committing the full act of libreeping.

Originating from an over-exhausted student in a college run coffee shop.
I can't see that book that random person is reading. I think I'm going to libreep a bit.

Did you see Harry yesterday? I thought he was looking for his keys on the floor, but he was actually libreeping!! What a silly dude.

Mary likes to libreep in coffee shops, but enjoys the occasional air port libreeping.

DUDEEEEE!! I JUST LIBREEPED THAT GIRL OVER THERE, AND SHE IS TOTALLY READING ABOUT MORGAN FREEMAN. OH YEH.

John likes to post pictures on Lily's wall on facebook of strangers reading books every 2 weeks. He is a true master of photolibreeping.

Yesterday, I tried libreeping a little kid as he read a children's book, but he got scared and screamed for his mommy. Mission Libreep aborted.

Oh, you're an English major? I bet you libreep.

When I accidentally libreep the Twilight series, I die a little inside.
by violetawesomeness September 14, 2012
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Rio Mesa Librarians

Two librarians that constantly monitor your computer activity. Making sure the person on the computer has no fun at all. (vultures)
by Anonymous May 1, 2003
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Rio Mesa Librarians

2 librarians that use altris to watch all you while you look up porn on the comps but shut you down while you play counter strike
those Rio Mesa Librarians shut me down but hes looking atporn
by Rio Mesa juner May 5, 2003
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