the one incher: the penis is very small because of cold water.
the two incher: used for urinating
the three incher: before an erection
the four incher: the penis hangs at half-erection
the five incher: not the full length, but an erection
the six incher: full length of an erection without sexual arousal
the seven incher: full length of an erection during intercourse
the eight incher: length of the penis before ejaculation(the very last 2 seconds)
the nine incher: your much bigger companion
the ten incher: everyone's best friend
the eleven incher: your superior officer
the twelve incher: five dollar foot long
the thirteen incher: your superior officer's superior officer
the fourteen incher: Chuck Norris
the fifteen incher: Mr.T
the twenty incher: God
the two incher: used for urinating
the three incher: before an erection
the four incher: the penis hangs at half-erection
the five incher: not the full length, but an erection
the six incher: full length of an erection without sexual arousal
the seven incher: full length of an erection during intercourse
the eight incher: length of the penis before ejaculation(the very last 2 seconds)
the nine incher: your much bigger companion
the ten incher: everyone's best friend
the eleven incher: your superior officer
the twelve incher: five dollar foot long
the thirteen incher: your superior officer's superior officer
the fourteen incher: Chuck Norris
the fifteen incher: Mr.T
the twenty incher: God
Jake was researching erection levels, and jealous of all the lengths he wasn't yetly able to achieve; he was pre-pubescent.
by NIQQA2daResQ January 4, 2011
Get the Erection Levels mug.A form of torture which is supposedly 'optional' for any uk 16-18 year old. However it is most likely said 16-18 year olds are forced, sorry, 'persuaded' into sitting these exams which they are clearly going to fail. Said failed exams are then followed by hundreds of retake's until finally said teenager can get high enough grades to get into any uni which will take them after which they will be - you guessed it - forced to do more coursework, sit more exams, and so on and so forth through life.
Person 1: What the hell are A levels?
Person 2: You mean you werent forced into them by your parents/teachers/both?
Person 1: Oh no, I'm not 16 yet, but believe me when I am, I will be forced to take them
Person 2: That blows.
Person 1: Yup
(and so the boring conversation continues)
Person 2: You mean you werent forced into them by your parents/teachers/both?
Person 1: Oh no, I'm not 16 yet, but believe me when I am, I will be forced to take them
Person 2: That blows.
Person 1: Yup
(and so the boring conversation continues)
by I'm Going To Fail All Of Mine May 27, 2008
Get the a level mug.when he offered me a key to his house after just a week of dating, i said, 'hey, quit with the level jumping.'
by stellalafayette February 1, 2006
Get the level jumping mug.Tiny shit-hole town west of Lubbock, Texas. 99% is white trash and also related to each other. It's kind of like a Texas version of Deliverance. Average women's weight is 250 pounds and they all still have 80's hair. Law is totally corrupt (sheriff meth ring leader), motto is "Visit Hockley county, leave on probation"
by melathemermaid81 June 7, 2011
Get the Levelland mug.Getting even with your friends in terms of the blood alcohol level.
Example:
After some hours of working overtime, you get to your friends on a party. They already had several drinks and thanks to their blood alcohol level, they're having a lot of fun, while you're still sober and therefore not in the same mood as them. To change that, you've got to level your own blood alcohol concentration up.
Example:
After some hours of working overtime, you get to your friends on a party. They already had several drinks and thanks to their blood alcohol level, they're having a lot of fun, while you're still sober and therefore not in the same mood as them. To change that, you've got to level your own blood alcohol concentration up.
If people eventually stare at you because you drink a lot in a very short amount of time, you are allowed to excuse this by saying: "It's alright. I'm just leveling up right now."
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Get the Leveling up mug.Refering to the level of gameplay a person has reached in his most recent RPG game.
Level 1: Has beaten it once.
Level 2: Has beaten it twice and has attended a fan club meeting or convention.
Level 3: Has beaten it so many times that the programmers call him for advice.
Level 4: Is the president of the RGS's fan club.
Level 1: Has beaten it once.
Level 2: Has beaten it twice and has attended a fan club meeting or convention.
Level 3: Has beaten it so many times that the programmers call him for advice.
Level 4: Is the president of the RGS's fan club.
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