Tid-Bits of Fucking Knowledge (TBFK)

-Sharing a random fact of information with gusto.

"Did you know that New Zealand and Ireland are the only two countries without snakes?" Tid-Bits of Fucking Knowledge (TBFK) #tbfk

by cheer785 April 2, 2014

absorb the knowledge

(verb) to flip somebody off while saying "absorb the knowledge." Usually said when you disagree with someone or want them to know you're not interested in what they're saying.

Person 1: "hey man can give you give me a ride home?"

Person 2: "how about you absorb the knowledge."

"She knocked on my door asking to get back together. I told her to absorb the knowledge."

"I wish I could tell my boss to absorb the knowledge."

by highschool45 May 13, 2023

bro-knowledge

a typical situation in which a person is talking in the presence of friends and says something unaware of what they said has more behind it, which is then verified by a silent stare and nod by your buds

dave: so listen guys this chloe girl says shes single and has been for a while and would like to meet up sometime

bob: uh huh (looks over to carl, and thinks the same chloe who had sex with matt two days ago)

carl: thats cool man ( looks over to dave and silently confirms using bro-knowledge )

by mcfriedness October 8, 2011

bust a knowledge nut

When you learn something so profound that your mind feels like it had a orgasm from learning it.

When I learned the refrigeration cycle I had bust a knowledge nut all over the teacher.

by honeybadger9862 February 11, 2024

Knowledgers

Those who seek for and/or research Knowledge.

We studied to become knowledgers in class.

by Knightmare1868 December 15, 2021

textbook knowledge

Knowledge referring to any thing what so ever. Like any question that u ask would refer to a textbook.

Judges are not allowed to ask questions about textbook knowledge.

by Jonathan Eudes Du-Moullin May 12, 2019

knowledge

Nothing is free, not even knowledge. Usually somebody who thinks knowledge should be free is a thief looking to make money off what somebody else knows.

When somebody tries to tell you knowledge is free, let them know it cost everybody else, including you.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020