Keith Barry

An Irish magician known for being extremely pompous and name-dropping at every oppurtunity. Sure, his magic is good - but he's no David Blaine. Releases a DVD every so often to cash in on the fact that people think he is any good.

Keith Barry: So then I did this card trick for Leonardo Dicaprio and he was amazed and I let him hang out with me for a few days.

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Guy #1: Hey did you see Keith Barry's show on telly last night?
Guy #2: Yeah, it'd be good if he wasn't such an arrogant piece of shite. I mean like, he's no David Blaine.

by John DoyleX2006 July 26, 2008

allison keith

Most amazing gypsy, perfect angel, easy to please! pretty Beautiful

Allison keith is the most gorgeous girl ive ever seen.

Her beautiful blue eyes make me melt.

i love you allison!

by TOOTUM POP January 13, 2009

Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.

Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.

by JoeStoner5446 August 9, 2015

Kole and Keith

Two of the sweatiest greasiest walruses to ever walk on the earth, both extrusion specialists,there natural cologne is 6.50 a pack at your local gas station, gas tank is mostly on E,Neckbeard enthusiasts,both could drink a bottle with no problem

Kole and Keith are passed out in the front yard in there underwear again

by Mango joggin it November 22, 2018

Keith

A Quirky Fish Mcbite boi and can sometimes be serious at times but it ok cause he’s one fab Fish Mcbite

Me:Wow,that’s one quirky fish Mcbite Keith:Fishy Fishy

by Incrediboyy March 2, 2019

Keith

Keith is a beautiful girl. She got an answer to any question! Her smile drives' boys crazy, she's a pure rebel! When it comes to her lover she becomes like a rabbit; yet it's hella cute. Keith is such a fine girl who loves black boys.

Look! It's Keith, she got that damn thicc butt

by MelanieRiver March 3, 2019

A Keith

A wicked awesome person who always gives way more than he gets . Hes too nice and it usually works to his detriment.

Man did you see what that guy just gave me. He just pulled a Keith

by Randomchick617 March 11, 2019