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Junk Scare

The action of receiving an unwanted dick pic and getting either extremely grossed out or traumatized. (Like an unwanted sudden scary scene aka jump scare)
Girl: dude some guy sent me a dick pic last night and I got a total junk scare
by Kaylenn April 11, 2020
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Bump that junk

Typically used when an action/decision is unfavorable,

used in disagreement
Bro that chick is hot. Bro bump that junk look at her Kankel

Let’s go to the mall. Bump that junk!
by Santa’s brother May 19, 2018
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Junk Bowling

A low bow/junk punch/nut's shot or "shot to the nut's" which is done in the motion of a bowling throw. If done correctly it can be very humorous for everyone in the room, as for the person being punched, they may not be able to have children.
Friend 1 : "hey you ever heard of junk bowling?"
Friend 2 : "no what is it?"
Friend 1 : "here i will show you"

commence into a bowling stride, do the throw. form a fist and punch your friend in the nut's!

may cause fight, or loss of friends...
by bouch207 January 23, 2011
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Packing Junk

Refering to an object hiding the fact that it has male genetalia.
Person A: Look at that smoking hot babe!

Person B: Careful dude, she's packing junk.
by Dr. Poprocks July 26, 2010
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Junk-mane

Excessively long and thick nether hair around the junk, or crotch region, that contains several partially hidden objects and left-over food, resembling the mane of a lion after a particularly enthusiastic meal.
His junk-mane was so impressive that it put even Mufasa to shame.

He was shivering in the cold, so she draped her junk-mane over his shoulders to keep him warm.
by linguisologist September 24, 2014
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Cock Junk

Another word for male ejaculate, cum, or semen.
When I hit the peak of my orgasm, I pulled out and released by cock junk all over her clitorous.
by T-Bone Nelson January 13, 2009
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Junk goal

In Ice Hockey, any goal that enters the net that was deflected inadvertently, leading to a score by a player who didn't intend to score a goal. In video games, scoring a point or goal that would have entered the goal on it's own.
Holy Shit! He scored a junk goal with his ass! Ass goal, ass goal! - "Goon" - 2009
by Doombot! September 17, 2015
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