Juan Carlos

Juan Carlos is a mexican thot that is "the drunk teo" at the parties. He is so hoooooottttttt...you don't even know.

Juan Carlos.

by McDoodoooooo October 18, 2019

fiber juan

The Mexican version of Fiber One

I went to a store and found some Fiber Juan.

by Frnak4free November 3, 2014

Dirty Juan

The act of forcibly taking an unwilling participant to a secluded location by threat of force, performing anal sex on the unwilling participant and then forcibly making participant perform oral sex. Also called ass to mouth or ATM.

Richard was in his backyard when a stranger forced him into his garage and gave him a dirty Juan.

by ripcord237 August 31, 2011

Juan Ojeda

A mexican who cleans and does yard work

Yo look at the juan ojeda

by burnallniggers August 23, 2011

Juan and Angela

Juan and Angela are the inevitable soul mates. Juan is the smart attractive guy who likes to please his lover, Angela. He is creative, funny, and is very well endowed. Because he is good at pleasing women, his Angela is very attracted to him, making them the perfect couple. Angela is cute, short, and humorous making her the perfect match to Juan. Together, they are clumsy, funny, happy, and experience love making to the ultimate degree.

Omg, Juan and Angela are the cutest couple!

by jandang January 28, 2011

jose juan

2 Mexican names combined

Hey jose
Hey juan
Hey look it's jose juan

by Josejuanisthejuan November 30, 2016

Juan Deag

Further bastardization of the counter-strike term 1 deag. In which a player kills another player via headshot with one bullet fromt eh desert eagle.

also Juan Deago.

fkn pwnt that noob juan deago style, yo.

by JuanDeago March 30, 2009