Don Juaned

1. One who makes promises but does not follow through.
2. Purchasing a product or service and not receiving what was promised.
I ordered the game 4 months ago and I got straight up Don Juaned.
by Daywalker September 07, 2003
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Juan Carlos

Juan Carlos is a mexican thot that is "the drunk teo" at the parties. He is so hoooooottttttt...you don't even know.
Juan Carlos.
by McDoodoooooo October 19, 2019
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fiber juan

I went to a store and found some Fiber Juan.
by Frnak4free November 03, 2014
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Dirty Juan

The act of forcibly taking an unwilling participant to a secluded location by threat of force, performing anal sex on the unwilling participant and then forcibly making participant perform oral sex. Also called ass to mouth or ATM.
Richard was in his backyard when a stranger forced him into his garage and gave him a dirty Juan.
by ripcord237 August 29, 2011
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Juan Ojeda

A mexican who cleans and does yard work
by burnallniggers August 20, 2011
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Juan and Angela

Juan and Angela are the inevitable soul mates. Juan is the smart attractive guy who likes to please his lover, Angela. He is creative, funny, and is very well endowed. Because he is good at pleasing women, his Angela is very attracted to him, making them the perfect couple. Angela is cute, short, and humorous making her the perfect match to Juan. Together, they are clumsy, funny, happy, and experience love making to the ultimate degree.
Omg, Juan and Angela are the cutest couple!
by jandang January 28, 2011
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jose juan

2 Mexican names combined
Hey jose
Hey juan
Hey look it's jose juan
by Josejuanisthejuan November 30, 2016
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