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jonsty

Jonsty, the God of Jonstism.
Boy: Hey, you free tonight?

Girl: No sorry, i have to go to the pub.

Boy: Oh right, your a jonstist then?

Girl: Yeh, you should try it. Jonsty is amazing!!
by fav_fag March 30, 2009
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Braxton Joost

Braxton Joost is a huge L. He pulls zero bitches and has never had a girlfriend. Likable personality but not enough for women to like him
- Amy M
Omg I saw Braxton Joost at the store yesterday.
by Amy-mira December 4, 2022
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Spagetti Jousting

Having sex with a woman while she is oozing period blood.
My woman didn't want to have sex because she was on her period, but I didn't mind alittle spagetti jousting, so I stuck it in anyways.
by Brandonsdeal October 20, 2006
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Jodsters

an amazing person, sexiest of the sexy and loves hip hop, the coolest of cool... A very loyal friend who never means to cause you sadness. music is her life and wont stop until she make it. she love everyone for who they are but get in her way back the fuck off cause you will get a face full of Jodsters punch and it aint pretty !
Dude she looks kool it must be Jodsters !

Dude:"i was speaking to someone the other day but she looked like she was daydreaming."

Dude 2 " oh that must of been Jodsters."
by JJP 440 August 17, 2011
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Joult

Joult: ship name between Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult. (Just putting it out there though, r.i.p. Joult 2014)
Joult broke up! My life is so over. Just let the walking dead eat me now.
by skye817 January 3, 2015
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Jousted

(Jow-stead)- Jousting is another name for receiving head or "Beating that mouth up"; Can be done solo or with a friend to tag team on the girl(s). Created by: DJ Shawdi B of Knock Out Clique in Atlanta, Georgia.
Poncho: Wsup man? What you do today?
DJ Shawdi B: Man me an my homeboy went an Jousted on dis hoe today.
Poncho: Oh dats wsup...
by DJ Shawdi B August 3, 2006
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joostflu

The yearning that manifests within upon the discovery of Stefanie Joosten, a desire for companionship and long term commitment to the Joost that is enticing yet unattainable
Fuck off I have joostflu
by sadboy2002 September 13, 2016
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