When a fat, greasy bar man hunts you down because you wont take your wood away and there's a band coming at 6 but your stranded due to adverse weather conditions and your trying to find a canoe
Look you jobsworth spam dagger.. i'm trying to get a canoe to get to you but i might not be there before the band gets there at 6 so you might have to be a hero and cut the wood with your fat spam axe.
by Bryoan April 19, 2012
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Carl passed out on the couch way early so to teach him a lesson i pulled my pants down and joobed right in his face.
by Collin Lenton May 21, 2008
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Sister: Can you pour me cereal?
Brother: (no response)
Sister: (starts to intellectually stare and folds her hands across her body)
Brother: What are you doing?
Sister: Steve Jobsing you.
Brother: (no response)
Sister: (starts to intellectually stare and folds her hands across her body)
Brother: What are you doing?
Sister: Steve Jobsing you.
by NJ Education Student October 25, 2011
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"I went out last night, pulled some girl and took her back to the towers, i knew it'll be alreet"
'did you do a jobson?'
"yea, said nothing to her, cupped her fanny and i was in"
'did you do a jobson?'
"yea, said nothing to her, cupped her fanny and i was in"
by lowfellsfinest January 30, 2010
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Hogan gets jookst on the daily the hardest.
T Jones is about to get jookst
Tryna get JOOKST?!?!?!?!?!
So sods, Zurain gets jookst er' day!
The barn got jookst because the goats shit everywhere.
Who jookst my slammy jammy mcjamsters?!?!?
Naunched? nope! just got jookst.
T Jones is about to get jookst
Tryna get JOOKST?!?!?!?!?!
So sods, Zurain gets jookst er' day!
The barn got jookst because the goats shit everywhere.
Who jookst my slammy jammy mcjamsters?!?!?
Naunched? nope! just got jookst.
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