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Jobsworth spam dagger

When a fat, greasy bar man hunts you down because you wont take your wood away and there's a band coming at 6 but your stranded due to adverse weather conditions and your trying to find a canoe
Look you jobsworth spam dagger.. i'm trying to get a canoe to get to you but i might not be there before the band gets there at 6 so you might have to be a hero and cut the wood with your fat spam axe.
by Bryoan April 19, 2012
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scuffed steve jobs

Scuffed Steve Jobs is slang for someone who consumes unhealthy amounts of soy, and likes to kiss other men even more than the typical gay guy.
Guy 1: *kisses person next to him*

Guy 2: Man, you are such a Scuffed Steve Jobs!
by FireSSJ February 16, 2019
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joob

a gaseous dispense of flatulatory substance from the male reproductave organ.
Carl passed out on the couch way early so to teach him a lesson i pulled my pants down and joobed right in his face.
by Collin Lenton May 21, 2008
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Steve Jobs

To stare intently at someone with your hands folded in front of your body until they do what you want.
Sister: Can you pour me cereal?
Brother: (no response)
Sister: (starts to intellectually stare and folds her hands across her body)
Brother: What are you doing?
Sister: Steve Jobsing you.
by NJ Education Student October 25, 2011
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jobson

jobson, to successfully pull a girl on the dancefloor in a bar/club without speaking to her and only getting in by cupping her fanny
"I went out last night, pulled some girl and took her back to the towers, i knew it'll be alreet"

'did you do a jobson?'

"yea, said nothing to her, cupped her fanny and i was in"
by lowfellsfinest January 30, 2010
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Jookst

the pass tense of the verb, to jooks, meaning to steal or fuck someone or something up. Can also be used to mean to get or go somewheres(i.e... I'ma jooks to QC right quick, you noodle)
Hogan gets jookst on the daily the hardest.
T Jones is about to get jookst
Tryna get JOOKST?!?!?!?!?!
So sods, Zurain gets jookst er' day!
The barn got jookst because the goats shit everywhere.
Who jookst my slammy jammy mcjamsters?!?!?
Naunched? nope! just got jookst.
by Not.A.Noodle January 12, 2010
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Joobly

1. Shaken up.
2. When used when talking about your stomach, nauseous.
The man felt joobly after the roller coaster ride because he ate something.
by FireclawGod Anthony November 24, 2010
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