jonny 2 bags

A poor excuse of a man, who sits alone for 23 hrs a day and for the last hour jerks off in a mirror to his own pimple covered ass to avoid being lonley the entire day.

Better get you a gf betore you turn into a jonny 2 bags

by Jonny 2 bags January 25, 2017

Jonny Spincer

A person who has a hairline the size of China and ears the size of Russia

1: he's so ugly
2: yeah he is such a Jonny Spincer

by Aidslord.1 June 5, 2019

Jonny mophead

A low life who ain't doin shit but wasting your time

Girl I know you ain't talking to jonny mophead again

by TRhudy January 11, 2020

Jonan

Jonan is a damn guy who likes to pee a lot and has large testicles.

You’re such a jonan!

by JONANGGS March 7, 2023

Jonny

A gay ninja who enjoys the likes of steps, the spice girls and busted concerts and a cock in and around his mouth

you like steps? your such a jonny!

by barnesy1990 February 23, 2010

jonny malloy

One of the sexiest mothafuckas you eva seen. He's one hell of a nigga and his love is the shit! He's got a tongue like a tornado and dick fat as a potato - and twice as delicious.

I'm JONNY, bitch! Enjoy yaself.

See also Rick James.

by BlackMajic April 12, 2004

a Jonny Moss

fingering a girs ass in the bk of a vehicle on the way 2 the prep school

i did a jonny moss last w/e on the way 2 the prep school

by Sean Houliihan January 18, 2008