stirred not jacked off

To stir the cocktail, not vigourously shake in a cocktail shaker.

Bartender, make my Manhatten stirred not jacked off!

by Sambista March 25, 2009

Slipper Jacked

The deliberate or un-intentional act of sliding your foot in to someone's shoe/slipper under a table, it usually happens around breakfast time.

Did you hear?. John was so hungover that he was halfway down the street before he realized he had inadvertently Slipper Jacked his wife at breakfast.

by Baba shababalof July 30, 2011

jacked up

A racialy motivated search.

Me an De'Bo wuz out ride'n and got jacked up 'cause they wuz look'n fo 2 nigga's on a 10-11.

by jdm October 30, 2003

She Jacked

to be verbally reduced to buying background checks on people that are of a higher caliber then you.

to be abused in a chat room be several peopel for being a scumbag loser

to having nothing going for yourself in life, a complete loser leaching off others

you got She Jacked bad!

by Dpcx of aol July 30, 2008

Face-jacked

When someone adds themselves as a friend on your Facebook account without your consent while they just happen to be over and just happen to be surfing on your computer.

Andy dropped by on my birthday and while he was surfing on my MacBook he Face-jacked me.

by wasssup May 20, 2008

pony jacked

the feeling of getting fu**ed or accosted by a baby pony.To be anally attacked by a pony.

Dean said "It was so busy tonight,it felt like I was pony jacked"

by tax316 August 23, 2009

jacked

screwed,jibbed

he got jacked when he was caught with porn

by raghav April 10, 2003