Jedied

To squeeze your penis past hemorrhoids. Is a difficult task to do without pain, hence, you need a Jedi.
by Theurbansnog March 10, 2021
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Jedi Five

Taking mushrooms, cocaine, molly, ketamine, and acid.
Me and James ripped the Jedi Five last night.
by Bing Dongusly February 27, 2025
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Jedi Surprise Party

When you insert your finger into someones asshole after consuming spicy finger foods. Especially when resulting in pain for the receiver.
I gave my girlfriend a Jedi Surprise party last week, and she still makes me wash my hands before bed
by KorihorAntichrist January 16, 2021
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Jedyed

Adj. to misplace a valuable item, specifically a high end custom knife
You really Jedyed your McGinnis?
by Jedy617 September 15, 2021
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Jedi Knight Jonah

Some one who stream shittie games and is a wanted Sexual Criminal in 69 Countries. No one likes him and he usually is very fucking fat. He hates niggas and Jews. Often rape minors and overall is a Crack addict
by Jews69187 nigga November 07, 2022
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Cyber Jedi

The cyber Jedi is a super cool website, disscussing the possibility of create real world Jedi with modern technology and ancient martial art.

cyberjedizen.blogspot.com
Have you ever think of adding them together?

hardware engineer+
computer scientist+
martial artist = Cyber Jedi
by Charlse May 23, 2009
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Urban Jedi

People of different professions, cultures and religions, but those who have one thing in common – all of them are Urban Jedi, keepers of the world peace. Their credo is to live a full life, not to waste a minute of a precious time that could be spent on something important and never stop the way of a self-development
All of them are Urban Jedi, keepers of the world peace.
by michaelzoya February 08, 2017
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