Theurbansnog's definitions

Pantsy

To drop your pants and run across a sporting field.

Paul did a pantsy at the football in Darwin.

by Theurbansnog March 9, 2021

Firestarter

When a sexual partner rubs your penis like they are trying to light a fire.

Paul got a firestarter last time he went to the massage parlour.

by Theurbansnog March 9, 2021

Jimmytwenty

The act of tucking a twenty dollar note in your undies when getting a massage. A subtle sign you want a happy ending.

I left a jimmytwenty for the masseur.

by Theurbansnog March 9, 2021

Jedied

To squeeze your penis past hemorrhoids. Is a difficult task to do without pain, hence, you need a Jedi.

Jarrod jedied Paul.

by Theurbansnog March 9, 2021