Take a rubber glove, squirt some oil or grease into it. Wrap your pillow around it, and tie it together with a belt. Now go ahead and fuck the everliving shit out of it. This is the only form of sexual gratification that many non-gay inmates get.
Yo man, I was all set to go out on that date with Mandy Moore, untill she found that jailhouse vagina in the backseat of my car and dumped me.
by The noodler September 9, 2004
Get the Jailhouse Vagina mug.An artificial vagina created on a male inmate by another male inmate. The vagina is formed by cutting a small incision inside the recieving inmates armpit. The incision once formed is used as a normal vagina by either the inmate or group of inmates doing the cutting.
After countless run ins with the Hispanic gang in jail Jim finally crossed the line and his fate to have a jailgina was sealed.
by Dgreen January 23, 2006
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a phrase used to indicate anger towards a person, say that something is awesome, or to show your jealosy of someone else's achievment, or to show frustration of something totally terrible that just happened.
by fifth third salsa November 11, 2010
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Get the jail house confetti mug.When you get softlocked in a place where you cannot die nor continue and it forces you to
A) Start a new game
or
B) Load an older save file
A) Start a new game
or
B) Load an older save file
Dammit man i have been in gay baby jail in Saints Row IV just because the fucking Jyunichi fight does not start!
by Literally a person March 1, 2020
Get the gay baby jail mug.There's a Bubba in jail nailing ya and got nothing you can do about it, just huge black dick, you know what you can call that? You call it a jailhouse C-section
by Warfrog November 3, 2012
Get the Jailhouse C-section mug.not to be confused with a bus down, which is a half smoked cigarette, a jailhouse short is a lit cigarette butt that would have been discarded had one not asked for it. on par with fishing butts out of an ashtray and relighting them.
comes from northeastern u.s. slang
comes from northeastern u.s. slang
Crackhead: "Can I get a cigarette?"
Guy: "Sorry, last one. You want this bus down?"
Crackhead: "Mothafucka, this ain't no bus down, this is a jailhouse short!"
Guy: "Sorry, last one. You want this bus down?"
Crackhead: "Mothafucka, this ain't no bus down, this is a jailhouse short!"
by VRB January 19, 2006
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