Jake

He's just a bit of a prick who says the word epic too much.

Hench Lad: Did you here that Jake got Google Stadia
Female: Yes I did, he also got a Windows phone

by MrNoogin November 12, 2019

Jake

Most the time a fake cowboy that wouldn't know how to ride a horse if his life depended on it

Guy 1: check out that guy over there he's such a Jake
Guy 2: I heard he has a hard time telling the difference from donkey and mule

by Cuntisswapis January 30, 2018

Jake

an asshole

fuck you jake

by another florida man May 15, 2020

Jake

That free character that you get in subway surfers, no one likes him except for Yutani and subway surfer tiktok has decided to cancel him

Person 1: bruh this Jake guy is annoying af
#canceljake2020

by Suckurmummmmmmmm July 22, 2020

Jake

A guy who will be your nakey bro forever. He will always make you laugh and laugh at what you say.

Jake is my nakey bro

by .Dr. Doctor January 14, 2021

Jake

Jake is usually docile but while snap if he hears one more Jake from StateFarm joke.

Hey Jake from statefarm
Jake:I will snap your fucking neck

by LetsBeFrank0719 January 25, 2021

Jake

(Not referring to all Jake's, just most of them)
Jake is an adjective to describe any of the following:
Selfish, Stupid, Jealous, Ignorant, Arrogant, Mean, Unworthy, Waste of time and space, douche, asshole, pointless and last but certainly not least they are typically
WIMPS!!!!

Girl: Man that guy is a total douche bag!

Friend: Yeah, he looks like a Jake.

Girl: Yep, that's his name. Jake, what an asshole.

by Lovely Lexi October 31, 2010