Jacob

A little gay ass squirt

"I'm a little gay ass squirt" Jacob Buys

by Jerald hitchenson September 23, 2016

jacob

Jacob is a man whore who sends dick pic to every single girl he knows. He's whiter then snow and his pubes are blonde. His voice is as squeaky as a mouse. And he's liked every single girl and boy at least 4 times. He's desperate and he'd probably date a 1st grader if she/he liked him. He's anorexic and his dick is the size of a thumb tack.

Guy #1: Dude did you see Jacob whites dick pics? It's so small!

Guy #2: Ya I know! And his pubes are blonde like wtf! Obviously he hasn't hit puberty!

by Cheeselicker13579 February 8, 2017

Jacob

A Ginger who thinks he can pull but only has a 3 inch hard penis.

Who is that ugly kid?

That I'd definitely a Jacob

by chasjdr2002 February 8, 2017

Jacob

Jacob is the most kind guy you will ever meet, his eyes are blue like the sky and you can look at them for ever. His smile is so beautiful you will 100% fall in love with it. Plus he's really good in bed and has a big dick

Jacob is so good in bed that i had to change my sheets

by Pepsi-Coka November 6, 2019

Jacob

A absolute fuck boy has with a tiny ass dick loves deep throat and anal sex and drives a yellow 400

Jacobs a queer

by That one guy 11 August 14, 2016

Jacob

An amazing person. He is so kind, hilarious, has a dirty mind, and a beautiful heart. He loves hard when he is in love. He is a warrior. He is forgiving. He is loving. He is supportive. He will dig for you will all of his might if you are threatened. He will give the best hugs. Attractive, gorgeous eyes. Best laugh ever, but sometimes sounds scratchy when he is laughing super hard. Even then it's perfect. Sound. Down to earth. Hippie. Love to rock out. Edgy is his favorite style. He hates cats, and he has a bunch of freckles on his arms. He is unique, giving, and thankful. He is humble. He will treat a woman like a queen. One of the best men on Earth and you should never, ever let him go because you will never find another man quite like him.

Tiffany: HEY JACOB I miss you

I really appreciate you and how amazing you are

by Tiffs454 February 2, 2017

Jacob

Jacob is a ugly annoying man. He has to many stories and shitty friends. He’ll facetime you constantly just to get on your nerves. He has a small dick and a huge ego. Don’t be friends with a Jacob.

Ewww, run Jacobs coming.

by Jacobhater101 July 2, 2018