by zxinaxz April 4, 2021

by exhowhite August 9, 2022

I have infinity muscle mass
by The old mighty August 23, 2021

If there are an infinite number of natural numbers, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two natural numbers, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two of those fractions, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two of those fractions, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two of those fractions, and... then that must mean that there are not only infinite infinities, but an infinite number of those infinities. and an infinite number of those infinities. and an infinite number of those infinities. and an infinite number of those infinities, and... (infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and...) continues forever. and that continues forever. and that continues forever. and that continues forever. and that continues forever. and.....(…)…
by Infiniteeee October 12, 2025

by Gillette Abdi April 29, 2018

the final rule when a person becomes a god/ a leader of all exsictance
it will grant you power beyond reasoning and can only be used once
if used by humans the individual who has used it shall be erazed from exsistance immediately
it will grant you power beyond reasoning and can only be used once
if used by humans the individual who has used it shall be erazed from exsistance immediately
human: rule infinity *poof*
god: rule infinity
rule infinity: *listens*
god: give me pepsi
god 2:rule infinity
rule infinity: *listens*
god 2: literally destroy all exsistance
*poof*
god: rule infinity
rule infinity: *listens*
god: give me pepsi
god 2:rule infinity
rule infinity: *listens*
god 2: literally destroy all exsistance
*poof*
by Quality_Seal August 11, 2018

The infinitieth person. The unexplainable realm, if you question its existence, you shall suffer an unthinkable fate. If you don’t respect him, you shall also suffer that fate.
Person infinity: hey wasup. I’m god.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.
by Redstowen August 23, 2023
