Early Shopping

Drinking before 9 am, usually done on a Sunday or random holiday with a small (4-5) group of friends and family. Translated from the German tradition of Fruhshoppen.

hey man why are you leaving the party so early?

"I have to get up tomorrow and do some early shopping"

by PooFacer July 24, 2008

garage shop

To find the cheapest way to do something. Ignoring quality at all cost. Trying to make something from scrap either in your own pile or anywhere you can find it just as long as it didn't cost anything or basically as little as possible. Someone much more concerned about cost rather than quality, especially at work when it isn't even his money. When a person makes something cheap and then brags like it's the same quality as something made with all the best. Absolutely under no circumstances ever make something the best even if it's half the normal cost it's still too expensive.

Hey man do you like this fence I made? I got all of the wood in the scrap pile behind Home Depot so I just paid for the nails. Buddy says yeah man it's totally garage shop.

Hey T can you design a tool to help remove these from the machine so the operator won't get hurt? Yeah sure boss you want that garage shop? Boss: Yeah I don't want it to cost too much.

by todalmighty August 28, 2018

Dream Shopping

Online shopping for things you cant afford or dream of having.

I was Dream Shopping today on gucci.com..man i wish i could buy all that stuff for real!

by shoes12 July 10, 2011

Shop shy

Descriptive of a sudden and inexplicable aversion to entering a particular shop. This can be caused by any one or combination of the following factors: the apparent attitude of the shop assistants, a shop being far too brightly lit, a shop with hardly anything in it and lots of space, a shop that's entirely white inside which could make you feel a bit scruffy in comparison (especially make-up counters), a shop full of very delicate displays of highly breakable things, shops with mirrors everywhere, quiet shops with too many members of staff standing around who might try to 'help' you...

"When she noticed the stuck-up, hoity-toity looking shop assistants standing around bored, just waiting to instantly judge her then totally ignore her as soon as she entered, she suddenly felt all shop shy and did a complete u-turn in the doorway to the fancy lingerie store. 'I didn't really need any new panties anyway' she thought to herself..."

by Pen Knife October 28, 2008

Slop Shop

A "Slop-Shop" is a man or women who is incredibly unorganized leading to failure of executing simple tasks in life such as bathing or keeping one's life organized and clean.

I had seen Liz at the party last night, she definitely looked like a slop shop, I mean, did you see the stains on her shirt and the semen still dripping from her lips? So gross.

by swislockseth February 27, 2017

Wreckn Shop

to be used as a verb for when when your just ballen to hard to do anything else or just destroying (literaly or figuratively) someone or something or maybe just an expression after an event takes place, regardless of the intencety level. A shop wrecker would be one who wrecks with consistancy or style.

Can also be used as Wreckn, Gettn Wrecked on or Gettn Wrecked

BRO: Dude just crashed my jeep into the children's hospital.
BRO2: Dude your wreckn some shop!!!

Guy: Just found a five spot!
Guy 2: Dude your wreckn!

Person: Just commited 3rd degree murder of a nun!
Person2: She just got wrecked on!

Student:I've been wreckn shop all day.
Student2: Have you?
Student : Yeh
Student2: Chill

Alec: Dude Lee just passed out in the park again.
Diego: Lee is such a shop wrecker.
Alec: Most Deffinitly

by Nitro210 September 28, 2011

shopping rage

When a girl spontaneously goes shopping because she's angry with someone or something.

This chick I saw at the mall was totally in a shopping rage, she must of broke up with her boy friend or something.

by Lumberjackman March 03, 2014