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Husband

Hym "Your husband is a dork Megyn and I could beat him up."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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simulation husband

A person in a relationship, most often a male husband, who acts exactly the way their significant other wants, without the significant other having to ask them or teach them. These actions are so perfect that they cause the significant other to believe that the husband is fake and was created by some external force, as though part of a simulation.
Robert cleaned the entire house, did all the laundry, and baked cookies today, all of his own volition. He's a simulation husband.
by BobSagittarius March 28, 2024
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Your husband

Ha! Did your son ask if he was your brother?
Hym "You know that if your answer was anything other than 'Um... Kinda!' You lied, right? Are you sorry Candy? Are you sorry you lied about your husband?"
by Hym Iam March 3, 2025
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Aadish's Husband

Avg sociopath aka lamb aka lambda aka Sarthak is the beautiful and smart husband of the beautiful and smart Aadish. They both love each other and will die happily together
Aadish and Aadish's Husband look so good together omg perfect couple
by TheDeontologicalPluralist April 14, 2022
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Hot Husband

A man within a relationship who, with the approval and encouragement of his partner, engages sexually with others, typically while the partner observes as a voyeur. The "hot-husband" may exhibit varying degrees of dominance or submissiveness within the primary relationship and is showcased and motivated to have sexual interactions outside of it. The term encompasses a spectrum of behaviors and dynamics, but central to the concept is the partner's pivotal role in directing and deriving pleasure from the "hot-husband's" external sexual encounters. The involvement of the partner may range from observation (i.e. in-person / filmed / detailed story-telling / etc.) to participation, with distinctions made from swinging based on the nature and context of the interactions.
Ever since they embraced the hot husband lifestyle, Kevin felt a newfound sense of freedom and excitement, knowing his partner not only approved but was also actively involved in orchestrating his external sexual encounters.

In their exploration of non-traditional relationship dynamics, Alex identified as a hot husband, relishing the freedom and support his partner offered in pursuing sexual encounters with others, while his partner enjoyed the thrill of observing and guiding these adventures.

“Yeah, we can fuck. You’re going to have to ask my partner first - he’s got to approve and he’s going to watch it all go down.”

“My bf is away for work and I have a hall-pass to fuck, but only if we film. We live that hot husband life and I get off on getting him off with my shenanigans.”
by Very Vers January 4, 2024
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30 husband bachelorette

A female polygamist who's about to marry 30 fuckin husbands.
Little did the first husband know he would be the first of 30 for the 30 husband bachelorette. He also didn't know when he moved to the state of Metah that beheadings were the state capital punishment, and that she would have him and 5 other husbands beheaded over time.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2019
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husband

A married man considered in relation to her spouse.
husband.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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