hornblocked 

When you're super horny and can't do anything about it except play with yourself...no girlfriend, no guy, no hook-ups available.

Penelope felt hornblocked after looking at some porn and all her friends had gone to bed.

Chad texted Penelope to express how hornblocked he was and they both shared their pornographic thoughts.

hornblocked by Penelope Storm August 2, 2011

horn 

to cheat on your girlfriend/ boyfriend

(Trinidadian sland word)

i heard christina was hornin she man wid bob from down di road.

horn by dimples January 14, 2004

around the horn

In baseball, when, following a strikeout with no runners on base and fewer than two outs, the ball is tossed from the catcher to third, to second, to short and finally back to the pitcher. Similarly, when the ball is tossed from first to second to short to third and back to the pitcher following a force out at first base with no other runners aboard. The order and players involved may vary by team.

This practice is purely traditional, but serves to keep the infielders' arms warm during an inning.

After the pitcher struck out the batter, the infielders went around the horn.

around the horn by chcameron September 10, 2011

Cape Horn 

Gay Porn found in South America

Wow, that Cape Horn is pretty creepy

Cape Horn by Sluggo January 13, 2003

Costa Rican Tickle-Horn 

n: A rare, elusive beetle found deep in the misty rainforests of Costa Rica. Noted for its large, fuzz-covered horn protruding from its head.
v: A rare and provocative sexual act, often used in conjunction with the patty-wack or the 'Kenyan Creeper'.

On a recent excursion into the forest, we came across a prime specimen of the Costa Rican Tickle-Horn.

Yeah, things are getting pretty serious... she let me Costa Rican Tickle-Horn her... twice.

Costa Rican Tickle-Horn by Conan the Librarian June 17, 2007

hornbag 

A person usually a female who is a nympho.

Sarah; man she's horny all the time.
Phil; Yeah she's a real hornbag

hornbag by [analwarts] May 6, 2003

Horn Scraper 

(Horn Scrape -* err) - /n - A person completely willing to do any demeaning and completely non-dignifying act on themselves in the eyes of their peers, so as to be slightly noticed by a superior, in hopes of advancement.

Acts include such things as fellatio, turd sniffing, boot licking, doing laundry (including pickup), telling superiors they play a fatherly figure in life when in fact they are only years apart.

Private: Man do you see how much time he has been spending around the Master Sergeant lately?
Specialist: Yea he is trying to get promoted!
Private: What a fuckin' Horn Scraper!!!

Horn Scraper by WeenSauce March 17, 2009