Hilal

The stinkiest, most boring and unfunny person alive. She looks like a bean or perhaps an egg.

Very uncool person.

"Hilal you stink like a kanalfisch."

by ChxXxrlie February 14, 2024

hilarious

hilarious means to be extremely amusing (so, not you).

"a hilarious dialogue from characters we never meet again"

by Bobisonbob.com May 2, 2024

hilario

Multi-functional word to either describe a successfully executed joke or give that small nudge that a nearly laughter-worthy joke needs to push it into the cusp of laughter (otherwise called an "assist"). This is also most powerful when used audibly to counter the voices in your head with something out of left field, so to speak.

Tom: "Those vagabonds camping over there really live inTENTs lives..."

Crickets: "Hilario!"

The Watchers (speaking in EMF): "sssssssss....EEEEEE.....EYEEEEEE..."

Vagabond: "Yeah, yeah; E-I-E-I-O, Mofo! Hilario!"

by CminorChord October 11, 2024

hilariër

iemand die heel hilarisch is

mylan is echt een hilariër

by dababelike December 13, 2024

Hilair

A noun that depicts how funny a word is

Your joke had so much hilair

by Fey Lur April 11, 2025

hilarifying

Concurrently, hilarious and horrifying...
Because separating those two concepts with the word 'and' is simply too far apart.

If Trump wasn't dangerously terrible, he would be merely hilarifying.

by TribalSistaLeah June 8, 2025

Hilari

Hilari
həˈlerē
noun; verb (informal, slightly bewildered)

A person who instinctively retreats to their cozy mole hill of solitude, but somehow keeps getting roped into public speaking, presenting to large groups, or becoming the accidental center of attention. Think: hermit by nature, keynote speaker by fate.

Origins: Equal parts existential dread and caffeine

Common symptoms of Hilari-ing include:
-Nervous pacing followed by oddly compelling TED Talk energy
-Speaking from the heart while clutching a stress ball
-The post-presentation existential crisis nap

I'm... doing a Hilari this morning. I think lack of sleep really just blows up any inhibitions I have. Oh man. How do I get pulled into these things? I feel like I try to stay in my molehill

by OopsIPublicSpoke June 27, 2025