cock hanger

When your dick tilts to the left or the right so you cant pee straight

I pissed all over the bathrooom yester cause i had a bad cock hanger!

by Word Master123 August 26, 2006

Hainge

Hand Job. Digital masturbation.

Hey, baby. Why don't you come over here and give me a hainge?

by Tim H 11 July 1, 2009

coat-hangered

To run, usually at speed, into pole, post, or other apparently freestanding horizontal protrusion that is at neck level.

"Jonny got coat-hangered by that guys arm."

by chickitty May 27, 2004

Hanger 18

Pulling ones flaccid penis through the fly of their jeans, and walking around in a casual manner. This is usually done in bars or clubs, due to the low light. The purpose is yet to be determined, as most users of the Hanger 18 are drunk and have no real motive.

All the girls by the bar were disgusted to see that he was pulling a hanger 18.

by TheCManBaby!!! September 25, 2010

Hignett Suprise

This is a common strategy used by child molesters throughout the western hemisphere. This is when one roams parties scouting for young intoxicated females. The prey (the females) usually are completely passed out throughout this event and will have no recollection whatsoever. The Hignett (the sexual predator) will then violate the prey in numerous unorthodox activities until his molesting session is unbosomed. Once discovered, the Hignett then denies all activities that occurred that night and uses the excuse of being completely intoxicated (when he never took a sip of alcohol). At times the victim does awake, and the Hignett will flee from fear of being sued for the acts of the Hignett Suprise .

That Hignett gave her the Hignett Suprise.

by Jason Hignett May 14, 2005

the coat hanger kids

the coat hanger kids was a Canadian TV show that was aired during the early 1990's.

marketed as a kid's show. it's main goal was to further explain the sanctity of life as of means of giving alternatives to performing abortion during pregnancy.

as explained in the pilot episode the "said" kid's where aborted children that rose from the un-born dead to speak out against abortion with the teachings of Jesus Christ.

boyfriend: you know this could really cramp our college style?

girlfriend: well i don't know, what would my parents think?

the coat hanger kids: no wait let us explain why you shouldn't give up on our brothers and sister's!

by raskowski February 20, 2009

hangeo

ruining or killing a good joke

Mitch: yea i think i might jizz my pants
Tom: oh like when kyle b. did wit ur gf lol
Joe: oh jiz in ur pants like that music video
Mitch/Tom: No hangeo joe GODdammit

by 22slovak22 June 16, 2009