brown heineken

When a girl butt-chugs a Heineken, and the dude eats her ass afterwards.

Ah man, I wanted to get really fucked up last night, so I had my girlfriend give me a Brown Heineken.

by BrownHeineken January 3, 2017

hairy heinrich

When you rip off your pubic hairs and glue them onto a dildo. Then you take that dildo and shove it down your urethra.

Max: Oh man I have myself the best hairy heinrich

Aiden: Really?
Max: Yea my dick hole is huge now!

by ZebraP May 22, 2017

warm Heineken

Gonorrhea

Warm Heineken taste like gonorrhea

by Zo.sweatshirt February 9, 2018

Jan Heine

When setting up tubeless bicycle tire, you get a bit too excited and end up with sealant all over yourself. Preferably in the face, but any body part will do.

I was setting up my new GP 5000 tires last night, pulled a Jan Heine, and spent the next hour cleaning sticky white goo off my face.

by tubelessmess February 19, 2019

Logan Heinrich

A Make A Wish Kid With A Big Penis

"Shitttt bro stop being a Logan Heinrich"

"Atleast I have a big Cock"

by Lil Griz August 2, 2020

Anika Hein

A hot German decent woman, who’s name is pronounced Aaa-nick-a. Who is a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. Also has a dog named Harry.

-Damn have you seen that girl Anika Hein?
-Oh that German born packers fan?

-Oh ya she done!

by LatinInvader August 2, 2021

Sky Heinser

Who the fuck is this guy

Guy 1: Did you see Sky Heinser?
Guy 2: Fucking what

by disqualifiedunderside October 14, 2023